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    For the guys only

    I did. Didn't go too well. He didn't seem very keen on the idea. I dated the girl for 5 years before I asked and I always seemed to get along with her dad. He eventually said OK (later in the conversation). However, the engagement didn't last longer than a year. I guess he knew something that I...
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    Ever Say Things Completly Wrong?

    I get names mixed up all the time. Especially when referring to people who share a first name with a celebrity. I constantly botch peoples names who aren't in my department. Luckily, I haven't accidentally mixed up a coworker's name with a pornstar name.
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    Divorce = half of everything...literally

    The poor kids.
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    Answer the question above you honestly.

    I'm still on the fence. I'm somewhat of an agnostic. I'd like to think that there is something greater out there but I don't like to follow a bible written by another man. Next Question: If you could have anything you want to eat, what would you eat right now?
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    Why do some folks like beer from a can?

    As everyone has stated, cans are the best way of storing beer. However, they are probably the worst way to drink out of. The aluminum smell affects the taste. Canned and bottled beers should be poured into a glass to release the carbonation and bring out the aroma. To answer your question, I...
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    transgender, transracial..........TransSpecies?????

    Seriously. The least she could done was jazz it up with a little peanut butter.
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    Coffee Black

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    The Unwritten Code of Mowing Start Times

    The leaf-blowers start around 7 am in my apartment complex and they do it on several days through out the week. I'm already awake by then but I do feel that it is too early. The funny thing is, I never actually see them pick up the leaves. I usually stop by my place during my lunch break and...
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    Only one valedictorian? Not anymore...

    Everybody gets a ribbon!
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    Only at a University of Miami graduation LOL!!!!!

    That was a high school graduation that was held in the UM convocation center. The actual graduation was for Southwest Senior High in Miami.
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    6/5 Never Forget

    Not exactly what happened but a similar reenactment.
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    6/5 Never Forget

    May the force be with all neglected children around the world today.
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    To Cheer or Not to Cheer...that is the question

    I don't have a problem with people cheering at graduation ceremonies but I see how it could be a nuisance when people go overboard. I have no problem with escorting people out if they break the rules but charging them with a crime is ridiculous. It's not that serious of an offense IMO.
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    Stupid bumper stickers

    My boat has a sticker on it that says Asphalt Life.
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    Stupid bumper stickers

    Every time I see a bumper sticker that says "I Love My Wife" I can't help but think that he was caught cheating on his wife and she took him back. Now she has him on a short leash and has to put that bumper sticker on his car and sit through countless "Real Housewives" marathons with his wife to...
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    Windows 10 free upgrade

    I got the same notifications on my laptop and desktop. I think everyone with a genuine copy of Windows 7 or 8 can upgrade for free. I want to hold off until after I see some reviews on Windows 10 but I'm afraid the offer will expire by then.
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    Two Weeks Notice

    That's how it was with my last employer. I think there was just one person that they asked to stay the two weeks. Every other instance they treated it as "we're firing you before you can quit, except you actually just quit, so we're not liable for unemployment either."
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    Jaws being re-released for its 40th Anniversary

    As a child, I also thought twice before going into a swimming pool after I saw Jaws. I knew it was impossible for a great white to make it into a swimming pool in suburban Miami, but the thought was still stuck in the back of my mind.
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    National Rock Paper Scissors Finals

    I'm still trying to figure out whether the other guy didn't understand the reference or if was just trying to continue acting tough.
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    Ever had a lucky day where everything went so well it was almost creepy?

    Last week I messed around and got a triple-double.
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