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Greatest Youtube Video ever??

That's hilarious!
"If you ain't closin' your eyes, why I gotta close MY mother#$%*&@# eyes?!?!"

Dude is lucky that was 1984 and not 2015. These days he'd have been Tased and probably shot.
 
"I refluse to ansa on da grouns it may incremidate me!!"

I could watch it 100 time in a row and I'd crack up when he starts that.
 
That was awesome! I feel that Mr. Turner was misunderstood!

Fight the Power!! :)
 
He's still drunk 25 years later (and this isn't a joke it's the same dude)

 
Mr Turner's story hasn't changed a bit in 25 years. I believe he may not have been driving that night.
 
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