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Lifelong Acknowledgement of lizard Hatred

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  1. semperfi_nole

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    Bunch of slackjawed, no teeth having, jort wearing, mullet headed, funky ass, toe jam, crab infested, hollow skull, rump rangers, circlejerking, turd resembling, Charlie Sierra's...that almost covers it....if anyone can think of a hundred other reasons, feel free to contribute.....[​IMG]
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  2. semperfi_nole

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    Re: Lifelong Acknowledgmment of lizard Hatred

    Too late....... ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-d**k, dumb-asses.
     
  3. semperfi_nole

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    AK firing, keg stealing ( subsequent tossing ), salad tossing, bike stealing, weed cultivating, impound lot felons, tire boot removal artist, sideline teammate kissing, limp wristed, dress wearing sasquatch, buying weed from Feds ( when you have your own field and too lazy to process ), buffet raiding tripletts, sandwich throwing, bartender slapping sissies...
     
  4. _CANES_

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    Semp, is this a drunken tirade?!?
     
  5. NOAH2LEAK

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    Semp, tell us how you really feel.[​IMG]
     
  6. semperfi_nole

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    No brother... just a refresher... had to remind myself...[​IMG]
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  7. Rationole1

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    gutters are all mouth...no ears...and they crawl on their bellies....enough said!!
     
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    You guys need to be careful ... don't overwork your brains.
     
  9. semperfi_nole

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    That's a luxury Noles have old decrepit lizard ass dildo Al... we have brains..if we choose to overwork them, it's by choice..not genetics...[​IMG]
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    gutters talking about brains???[​IMG]
     
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  12. semperfi_nole

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    Looks like you used "Shock Therapy" on that one Semp![​IMG]
     
  14. semperfi_nole

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    If you were to lay a claymore in gunsville and say " come here stupid ", half the population would be gone in a matter of seconds... only because they trampled the other tards getting there first...
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  15. BransonFSU71

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    I love this guy!
     
  16. semperfi_nole

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    Branson is THE lizard hater... legendary status....[​IMG]
     
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    I feel like I'm watching this scene from Blazing Saddles:

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  18. semperfi_nole

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    Well, are you punk ? ...maybe it's a mirage
     
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    Damn, Semp ... you made RL piss his pants twice with the same pic in the same thread.
     
  22. semperfi_nole

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    That coming from an expert pants pisser may be a compliment...or not...
     
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    walleyed, taildragging, burn down a trailer park sleeping with a cigarette, bacon stripped underdrawer wearing, mud wallering jackasses....[​IMG]
     
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    lizard hall of fame...

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    delusional,irrelevent, downward spiralling wildebeast stalkers...[​IMG]
     
  26. semperfi_nole

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    eddie munster and herban "7" lying POS both wear women's underwear....
     
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    Ah, Sunday: Is there a better day to wake up and hate scum sucking, snot dripping, gob of spit gator puke.
     
  28. semperfi_nole

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    Ain't no day off far as lizard hatred goes...Branson, I assume you'll be at the spring game next week ?
     
  29. BransonFSU71

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    Have one corporate tax return left to do that should be done by Wednesday night. Drink Thursday, travel to Tally on Friday morning, go to the range in Wakulla County and be tailgaiting under the oaks by noon or so on Saturday. Is the gathering in the same place as last year?
     
  30. semperfi_nole

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    According to the map, it looks like your Oaks will still be in close proximity Branson...
     
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    poor teabag mumbling to his worshippers after an asswhipping.." I can't believe we're going to suck worse next year....Bubba "Gump" is gone, Buckethead Harvey is gone, my man lovin prison cell mate has moved on to a sure to be "noteworthy" career in recreation programming, a yet unknown profession that was made up so a impound felon could have a major... I got to find a new man ho.... all of this stress is killing me... and I need some more of these worthless bracelets so I can be up with the times...How can they expect me to perform with all of these distractions ? timmy is only one man. timmy didn't lose this game by himself. timmy has feelings too..and only sandpaper tongue tony seems to understand my woes..."

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  32. Smackum

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    While I acknowledge your truly dedicated hatred of the pond scums that live in gunsville, I believe I have you beat.

    I hated those bastages from the moment I was concieved and deposited in my momma's womb.

    I would climb the highest mountain, crawl across the Sahara Desert, stark naked, at high noon, just to piss on one of their graves. My hatred for any and all in puke orange and blue is legendary. Just ask 64.

    I get ill when I read someone say the following, "My gator friend". Every time I hear it, I want to go postal. You have no friends if you are desperate enough to have one of those knuckle-dragging, depends wearing, mustache growing (otherwise known as crash pads for high speed cser's) jort loving, mullet designing, blunt passing, circle-jerking mofo's.[​IMG]
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    I feel your pain Smackum. It feels familiar... I suspect we need to develop some levels of hatred based on various criteria... from your post, there is no doubt you are a bonafide, level 1, Defcon 4 lizard hater. I don't know if you've conversed with Branson, but he got so excited talking about lizard hatred at the tailgate party he started breaking out vintage high powered rifles for all to see...it was a touching moment...[​IMG]
     
  34. Smackum

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    A man close to my heart. Target practice, anyone??[​IMG]
     
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    Branson had some quality rifles that I know would be accurate at 500 meters... the advantage to that is you wouldn't have to smell them unless the wind shifted...[​IMG]
     
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    Semper, do you need target practice??[​IMG]
     
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    I'm always up for target practice....depends on what I'm aiming for...and here we go with the spoon again...you are one tricky lizard woman... you seem to get me off track at will... are you into voodoo or something ?
     
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    "At will"????? Hmmm let me ponder upon this.[​IMG]
     
  39. semperfi_nole

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    There goes another chicken's foot...ease up Lizzy...
     
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    Maybe Cricket will be the lizard's replacement for baseball.....
     
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    Who's Will?
     
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    Will who ? All I know is lizards suck...I don't know Will....how are you Boss ? How did you like all of the action photos from the tailgate ? You need to go ahead and plan on being there next year...We'll bring the Jort Enforcement Special Ops Stealth Team up to Arkansas and kidnap you if necessary...you know you want to come on down and get those Becca hugs... that's worth the trip all by itself...you can't have JMG stealing your hugs...[​IMG]
     
  43. semperfi_nole

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    Did you ever figure out if you were watching it or not ? Droop eyed cross dresser...
     
  44. semperfi_nole

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    I reckon this is an unsolvable situation for you Jax...kind of like the 3 piece puzzle you have been trying to complete since Christmas..
     
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    I liked the photos for sure and I'm definitely going to try to make it down next year.
     
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    You'll be there Boss... Crowl and I have already put the contingency plan in place a whole year in advance...[​IMG] It'll be a fine day for sure...
     
  47. semperfi_nole

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    Well were you punk ? [​IMG]
     
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    Yes, lizards still suck just as badly....even in the offseason...
     
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    [​IMG]



    I am not particularly fond of watching that duck/ibis run through a fire extinguisher in South Florida either.
     
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    I thought it was a goose...nonetheless, lizards are mud dwelling,limbstruck airstarters.....
     

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