Why, for the love of all that is pure and holy, do you insist on driving 60MPH in the left lane (when the posted limit is 70MPH), then feel obligated to speed up when I attempt to pass you only to slow back down once you're parallel to a vehicle in the right lane....then set your cruise-control permanently to the speed of the car you're adjacent to? Why....why do you do this!?!?
Is it intentional? Does this make you feel empowered? Do you feel a sense of camaraderie when you join up with another slow driver? Is this per-coordinated? Why? WHY!? WHY!!?? If you enjoy driving TEN miles per hour under the limit, I am fine and dandy with it...just do it in the designated lane AND don't go out of your way to prevent me (and the 2-mile long line of drivers accumulating behind me) from at least driving up and to the posted limit.
At least I now know how I will leave this earth...it will be from a prison shank after I kill one you.
ME 95% of my day:
ME after being behind one of "You People":
Is it intentional? Does this make you feel empowered? Do you feel a sense of camaraderie when you join up with another slow driver? Is this per-coordinated? Why? WHY!? WHY!!?? If you enjoy driving TEN miles per hour under the limit, I am fine and dandy with it...just do it in the designated lane AND don't go out of your way to prevent me (and the 2-mile long line of drivers accumulating behind me) from at least driving up and to the posted limit.
At least I now know how I will leave this earth...it will be from a prison shank after I kill one you.
ME 95% of my day:
ME after being behind one of "You People":