Where do you poop on summer road trips?

[BrianNole777]

I have a summer road trip tip I hope you will try out.

Instead of taking a dump at the dreaded gas station or fast food bathrooms, try a hotel. Walk in the lobby like you belong.

If the staff asks you anything, ask to buy a bottle of water. Then, you become a customer.

Hotel bathrooms are usually nice. I'm going to try this tip this summer.

 

[noletaire]

I have a summer road trip tip I hope you will try out.

Instead of taking a dump at the dreaded gas station or fast food bathrooms, try a hotel. Walk in the lobby like you belong.

If the staff asks you anything, ask to buy a bottle of water. Then, you become a customer.

Hotel bathrooms are usually nice. I'm going to try this tip this summer.

I always take a dump in Gainesville.... it just seems natural to crap there.

 

[NoleLizards]

Depends 🤷‍♂️

 

[BrianNole777]

I always take a dump in Gainesville.... it just seems natural to crap there.

Try blowing out a hotel bathroom there and let me know how it goes.

Ditto @NoleLizards

 

[goldmom]

Depends 🤷‍♂️

I saw what you did there
Eeewwww

 

[GeddyLee09]

I have a summer road trip tip I hope you will try out.

Instead of taking a dump at the dreaded gas station or fast food bathrooms, try a hotel. Walk in the lobby like you belong.

If the staff asks you anything, ask to buy a bottle of water. Then, you become a customer.

Hotel bathrooms are usually nice. I'm going to try this tip this summer.

Planning is the key. Take a good dump before you leave and your good until you get where your going. Of course you also need to avoid the dreaded Hershey squirts while traveling so avoid taco trucks, Popeyes, pizza hut or any other food that induces the runs. Then no need to plaster a hotel crapper or duck into a Dillard's.

However, in an emergency Bucee's or Busy Bee is the way to go. Super clean thrones in those places you just have to avoid the idiots that have never seen jerky or fudge.

 

[BrianNole777]

Planning is the key. Take a good dump before you leave and your good until you get where your going. Of course you also need to avoid the dreaded Hershey squirts while traveling so avoid taco trucks, Popeyes, pizza hut or any other food that induces the runs. Then no need to plaster a hotel crapper or duck into a Dillard's.

However, in an emergency Bucee's or Busy Bee is the way to go. Super clean thrones in those places you just have to avoid the idiots that have never seen jerky or fudge.

I live near D.C.

I've never even heard of Bucee's or Busy Bee.

 

[NoleFan2U]

I live near D.C.

I've never even heard of Bucee's or Busy Bee.

You are definitely missing out!

 

[goldmom]

Busy Bee for the win as far as clean private throne rooms.

 

[BrianNole777]

You are definitely missing out!

Tell me about them and I'll keep an eye out when I travel to Pennsylvania and North Carolina.

 

[F4Gary]

Tell me about them and I'll keep an eye out when I travel to Pennsylvania and North Carolina.

Google it.

 

[aawash]

No stops at Pedro's South of the Border (they don't advertise their chili dogs for a reason!!)----drive on to Florence SC and pray. (Marine Corps I-95 wisdom--Semper Fi)

 

[BrianNole777]

Google it.

I was hoping to get a first person report about the quality of their restrooms.

 

[GeddyLee09]

I was hoping to get a first person report about the quality of their restrooms.

Unless your going farther south you wont see one.

 

[F4Gary]

I was hoping to get a first person report about the quality of their restrooms.

You've already been told they are nice, what more do you need to know? They have toilets, urinals, and sinks. 🤷‍♂️

 

[GeddyLee09]

I was hoping to get a first person report about the quality of their restrooms.

How about I stop at one, take a dump and send you a picture? Would that work?

 

[BrianNole777]

How about I stop at one, take a dump and send you a picture? Would that work?

Pre-dump.

Yes, please.

 

[GeddyLee09]

Pre-dump.

Yes, please.

Nope. Post dump.

 

[BrianNole777]

Nope. Post dump.

I went to the gym a few years ago and opened a bathroom stall and there was a turd about that size in the bowl.

I kid you not. It was the size of a toddler's arm.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[ChiefWB]

This stuff, with a daily probiotic, keeps you running like clockwork. No surprises which can add complications to a delightful family adventure. Seriously. This stuff works.

 

[littleitch1]

Dude, what would you do if at an outdoor concert with thousands of people and there were only a few ports toilets?

Man up? Put some paper down and let it rip!
That’s what you would do

I have never heard of planning a trip around dump sites

When you have a blow out moments away there is no way your gonna look around for a soft landing spot!

 

[BrianNole777]

This stuff, with a daily probiotic, keeps you running like clockwork. No surprises which can add complications to a delightful family adventure. Seriously. This stuff works.

I drink 2 tablespoons every morning with water!

 

[BrianNole777]

Dude, what would you do if at an outdoor concert with thousands of people and there were only a few ports toilets?

Man up? Put some paper down and let it rip!
That’s what you would do

I have never heard of planning a trip around dump sites

When you have a blow out moments away there is no way your gonna look around for a soft landing spot!

I drove to North Carolina 2 years ago with my parents and we stopped at a Waffle House and the bathrooms looked like death. I don't think the toilet worked.

Never again!

 

[ChiefWB]

I drink 2 tablespoons every morning with water!

Then you should be on a good routine. It really is a game changer.