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XLEE KISSED MY DEAD GRANDMA'S FOREHEAD...

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  1. Rick_Osceola

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    AND NOW SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!



    sorry, couldn't resist...

    seriously, I agree he looked awfully good last night. Made at least 3 throws that I'm not sure too many college QB's can make.
     
  2. ChosenOne2825

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    but seriously, is this true?
     
  3. Seminole JAG

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    That's amazing!! I heard that 1 drop of Lee's sweat will cure cancer!
     
  4. ChuckNole

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    I was blind before last nights game.
     
  5. Bimshore

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    Not true. He just stares very sternly at the cancer and it runs away never to return.
     
  6. warrickdaddy

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    A young child ran into Lees arm at the grocery store, broke 12 bones and put him in a coma.
     
  7. Rick_Osceola

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    he makes the corn flakes taste better.
     
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    His apartment smells of rich mahogany and he has many leather bound books.
     
  9. Z LBNole

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    Night and Day seeing the way Drew & X act when they feel pressure
     
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    Moses once asked him if he could pretend he parted the Red Sea instead.
     
  11. Nolematterwhat

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    Lol... I'm sure glad someone else said something about this.
     
  12. bailey1848

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    We no longer have to worry about inclement weather conditions, because I heare X can walk on water.
     
  13. Bimshore

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    He doesn't really walk on water, water reveres him so much that it carries him across itself. It lifts him up.
     
  14. NoleGrad83

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    I heard Peyton called him before the Colts' game today for advice on how to handle the Broncos. Look what happened there.
     
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    Half the QB'S in the NFL couldn't have made some of the throws that X did last night.
     
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    Dak, you've been on a roll since the game last night
    keep posting!
     
  17. NoleGrad83

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    Geez, I guess Lee's gone after the season then, to enter the NFL draft. Heck, forget the draft, just go ahead and sign him up for the NFL Hall of Fame right now.
     
  18. Rick_Osceola

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    this thread was not supposed to be a slight on Lee or the posters.

    just kinda chuckled when I saw all the threads on here. Not saying he does/doesn't deserve the excitement. He certainly has given the program a much needed positive vibe.

    now....let's please get back to the issue at hand.

    When in Xavier Lee's presence, Tim Tebow urinates sitting down.
     
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    X's first Td pass to carr was a R I D I C U L O U S showing of arm strength and velocity. the arm doesnt make a qb but that was an NFL throw, it doesnt mean hes ready for the nfl
     
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    XL is actually Big Leeroy's dad..........
     
  21. EHNole05

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    ...Let's not forget world hunger

    SOLVED!
     
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    Is your Grandma named FSU Football, by chance?
     
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    Now your wrong, it's his tears that cures cancer, the only thing is that X-Lee does not cry!
     
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    When Xavier Lee pisses he clogs the toilet!
     
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    Xavier Lee once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
     
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  27. Rick_Osceola

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    Xavier Lee has a cat named Chris Leak 'cause it's a pussy.

    (i'm probably going to get banned for that)
     
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    Does the cat skip?
     
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    Does he slide when no one's around?
     
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    Does he piss on the spot when he sees Ernie Sims on TV?
     
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    North Korea is just preparing to defend itself in the event Xavier Lee gets pissed at them.
     
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    Bwaahaha
     
  34. Rick_Osceola

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    When cans of whoop-ass get angry, they open a can of Xavier Lee.
     
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    WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING CHUCK NORRIS. WE GOT XAVIER LEE.
     
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    Daylight savings time did not occur last night... X Lee screamed at his watch after the loss, and time jumped backwards by one hour.
     
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    Xavier Lee lost his virginity before his father did!
     
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    Great stuff, Rick--and hey nobody's screaming for coaches to get fired, for Bobby to quit, about players transferring and losing out on recruits. Sometimes one player can really make a difference...
     
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    This is officially one of the greatest threads ever!
     
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    Alien abduction is real. X Lee abducted three different aliens once. He took their superior technology and created the perfect human being... Himself!
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    Xavier Lee doesn't need an iPod. His ears play the song he wants to hear.
     
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    Xavier Lee broke the dam.
     
  47. Rick_Osceola

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    Xavier Lee is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
     
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    Xavier Lee walks UNDER water. Across the Atlantic.
    Xavier Lee is so tough he shaves with his fingernails.
    Xavier Lee once kicked Bruce Lee's ass. And then made him well.
    Xavier Lee flies at the end of the day to the Fortress of Solitude. But he's so hot it melts.
    Xavier Lee likes his Manhattans with radioisotopes for garnish.
     
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    All I know is that Wally Pip doesn’t feel alone anymore.
     
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    X was flying over St. George Island and saw Wonder Woman laying half naked on the beach, so he flew down in a moment of passion and flew off. Wonder Woman said, What was that? The Invisible Man said. I don't know but my gludious maximous is hurting.

    Please don' get upset i am just joining in on the fun.
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