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Gator Jokes - What's your favorite?

What's the difference between a Gator grad and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

How can you tell if a Gator Coed managed to trap a Gator dude with her octopus tentacled vagina?

The pickup truck has tobacco spit on both floor mats.

What's a redneck, a Gator and 12 inches long?

Nothing.

What's the difference between the Gator football team and a Gator coed?

The Gator coed will suck for only three quarters.

What's the difference between a Gator coed and a catfish?

One has whiskers, has super slimey, squishy flesh and stinks worse than a two week old opened can of tuna and the other is a catfish.

What does a Gator student do after watching his team when the SEC championship? Turns off his Playstation.

What's the difference between a Gator Cheerleader and a jar of mayonnaise?

(You'll have to google that answer as I'd be banned for posting the callback).
 
Shamelessly ripped off from the Smack Board....

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What's the best thing to come out of Gainesville? I-75

what's the difference between trash and a Gator co-ed? The trash at least gets taken out.

What do you get if you drive slowly through Gainesville? A degree
 
What's the difference between Ben Hill Griffin Stadium and a porcupine?
The Porcupines pricks are on the outside

Hear about the Florida fan who lost $50 on the football game?
He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay
 
What's the difference between a gator co-ed and a bowling ball?

You can eat a bowling ball.
 
Guy hears a knock at his front door, opens it and sees a snail there. He picks up the snail and chucks it as far as he can. Three years later there is a knock on the door. The guy opens it and the sail says, 'hey, what's your problem'?
 
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