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I've been summoned for Grand Jury service!

I just saw my sister-in-law and she said her co-worker was on a grand jury in Washington D.C. and has trouble sleeping because of the terrible crimes she saw and read about.

I'm in the Maryland suburbs so hopefully it's a little more civilized
Tell them you're a member of Opus Dei. That should get you out of it.
 
I just saw my sister-in-law and she said her co-worker was on a grand jury in Washington D.C. and has trouble sleeping because of the terrible crimes she saw and read about.

I'm in the Maryland suburbs so hopefully it's a little more civilized.
Did you know that Maryland has a higher violent crime rate than Florida?
 
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