SIAP - Florida Man (Not your average superhero)

[alaskanseminole]

Anyone see this site? Just found it today. HI-LARIOUS!

https://floridaman.com/

 

[NoleLizards]

Awesome!! Love the orange mask!

 

[WeatheredWarrior]

And just like that, hours of time are gone.

Just at a glance, "Florida Man Attacks Man with Singing Fish" is my favorite, with "Florida Man Attacks with Ninja Sword Over Missing Socks" in a close second.

 

[SeaPA]

Florida Man Flees from Traffic Stop, Returns to Harass Cops, Does Donuts on 4 Wheeler with Beer in Hand
[DEFUNIAK SPRINGS] – A drunken Florida Man spent the weekend in jail after fleeing from a traffic stop, then returning later that evening to taunt the deputies. With beer in hand, he did donuts in his 4-wheeler while yelling, “come and get me”, before promptly being arrested

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Hmmmm.

 

[Jax-Nole]

Made me think of this:

 

[goldmom]

Florida Man Flees from Traffic Stop, Returns to Harass Cops, Does Donuts on 4 Wheeler with Beer in Hand
[DEFUNIAK SPRINGS] – A drunken Florida Man spent the weekend in jail after fleeing from a traffic stop, then returning later that evening to taunt the deputies. With beer in hand, he did donuts in his 4-wheeler while yelling, “come and get me”, before promptly being arrested

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Hmmmm.

DFS has an airtight alibi, I'm sure.

 

[goldmom]

Florida man doctor? No, really?

 

[goldmom]

Seriously want that tee shirt. It just screams "Here comes trouble"
As if those who know me weren't saying that already.

 

[NoleLizards]

Ok...Which one of you reprobates is this guy??

 

[goldmom]

You know, if he was hot...

 

[NoleLizards]

You know, if he was hot...

You know...It's not even a 4-hour drive to Stuart for you.

 

[Random_John]

Is it a shocker that the naked man owns a Camaro?

 

[DFSNOLE]

Ok...Which one of you reprobates is this guy??

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Whether he's on his property or not, he's still nude in public. That isn't illegal?

 

[NoleLizards]

Whether he's on his property or not, he's still nude in public. That isn't illegal?

One would think so...Although common sense has gone completely out the window in regards to many things that once seemed obvious. The guy claims that he's been assured that as long as he's on his own property and not doing anything overtly sexual, he's acting within his legal rights.

 

[MagNoleA]

You know, if he was hot...

And here we go.....

 

[Seminolejon78]

I guess Stan Lee won’t be adding Florida Man to the Marvel universe...

 

[goldmom]

And here we go.....

I like hot guys. He doesn't make the cut, however.

 

[funksouljon]

Seriously want that tee shirt. It just screams "Here comes trouble"
...

I was thinking I need that shirt so I can wear it in Colorado. That'd mess with some people.

 

[ReliableOstrich]

Ok...Which one of you reprobates is this guy??

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Couldn't understand a word the neighbor at 0:20 was saying. Sounded like a real life embodiment of the dude from King of the Hill.

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

I didn't see the original story, but that's a fun News of the weird site for Florida.

 

[NoleLizards]

Found out about this juicy news nugget from a Youtube video:

https://rollingout.com/2018/10/14/f...to-cut-off-ex-girls-mans-penis-then-did-this/

 

[NoleSoup4U]

Made me think of this:

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"When wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button and Alabama Man busts her lip open."

So wrong...LOL!