Unofficial, the rest of football season is cancelled, celebratory drinking thread

[SeaPA]

If you’ve had enough of the weakly (no, that is not a spelling error) comedy of errors, drink. Drink enough that you sleep for two weeks, and wake up just long enough to drink enough to knock you out until the NFL regular season is over. Drink, drink, drink.

 

[FSUSarah]

Cheers SeaPa!

 

[NoleLizards]

My proposed AA intro:

"I'm (Lizard)...I'm an alcoholic and an FSU fan...."

 

[Imtotallynottribe]

If you’ve had enough of the weakly (no, that is not a spelling error) comedy of errors, drink. Drink enough that you sleep for two weeks, and wake up just long enough to drink enough to knock you out until the NFL regular season is over. Drink, drink, drink.

I'm trying to think of a drinking game to take advantage of our absolutely terrible hometown team. But if I did a shot per stupid penalty or number of opposing WRs running free of secondary coverage I'd be dead by morning.

 

[KitingHigh]

I'm trying to think of a drinking game to take advantage of our absolutely terrible hometown team. But if I did a shot per stupid penalty or number of opposing WRs running free of secondary coverage I'd be dead by morning.

Drink on plays where we get positive yards or any oppenent play that doesn’t result in a score or first down. That should be just enough to get drunk, it not to a dangerous level.

 

[Gonolz]

You know things are really bad when SeaPA is looking to just fast forward and get to tax season.

 

[LesClaypool]

I’m probably just gonna get a McRib each Saturday from now on.

 

[Gonolz]

I’m probably just gonna get a McRib each Saturday from now on.

Translation - you have a desire to sit on the John for a while

Mystery solved. The team dinner on Friday nights this year must have been McRibs. It would explain all that crap on the field that we have to see on Saturdays.

 

[NoleLizards]

Mystery solved. The team dinner on Friday nights this year must have been McRibs. It would explain all that crap on the field that we have to see on Saturdays.

Careful...McDonald's might see your post and sue for defamation.

 

[Bill From Tampa]

Just wondering what kind of attendance will be at this coming Saturday's game. I imagine not good.

 

[seminoleed]

My proposed AA intro:

"I'm (Lizard)...I'm an alcoholic and an FSU fan...."

"Hi, Lizard"!

 

[ReliableOstrich]

Sober up folks, basketball team is looking decent!

 

[NoleLizards]

Sober up folks, basketball team is looking decent!

Top story on the Four Letter hoops page...

http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/25200602/college-basketball-power-rankings

 

[ReliableOstrich]

Top story on the Four Letter hoops page...

http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/bracketology

Damn I kinda like our guys flying under the radar. They deserve some recognition though.

Soemtimes you forget that there are teams other than duke and players other than Zion.

 

[OrlandNole]

Looks like Chandler Catanzaro will be able to joine SeaPA at the bar.

 

[DFSNOLE]

Looks like Chandler Catanzaro will be able to joine SeaPA at the bar.

I hope he saves a seat for Koetter.

 

[SeaPA]

Looks like Chandler Catanzaro will be able to joine SeaPA at the bar.

With the amount of Mad Dog that bum has made me consume this year, he is buying the first round. Dork can buy the next couple.

 

[MagNoleA]

I'm trying to think of a drinking game to take advantage of our absolutely terrible hometown team. But if I did a shot per stupid penalty or number of opposing WRs running free of secondary coverage I'd be dead by morning.

More like at the end of the first quarter. We've still got the slow start thing..... Beer me.