My wife recently made one up:
Pa-roll Tide!
I also like Gatorgate in reference to the coverup of accused rape last year.
Pa-roll Tide!
I also like Gatorgate in reference to the coverup of accused rape last year.
Best one liners you have heard:
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Umm...she has been saying it for about three...and was the one who initially put it on facebook.
You said initially that she had just recently made that up, then you said she put it on FB three years ago and was the very first person to ever do so. How do you know she was the first? Now you.... You made that up
It's great to be a 4 and 8er was great and will live forever.
And of course the classic FMFFM!
"I owe your momma an apology- I told her you could play football."
-Mickey Andrews at practice
"Coach Bowden- what if that had been one of your QBs who threw the ball?"
-Reporter asking BB about Doug Johnson throwing a ball at him during the pre game fight before UF '98
"Well, he would've actually hit me."
-BB
-Mickey Andrews at practice
"Coach Bowden- what if that had been one of your QBs who threw the ball?"
-Reporter asking BB about Doug Johnson throwing a ball at him during the pre game fight before UF '98
"Well, he would've actually hit me."
-BB
That is my best followed by Bowden's saying the difference between a halo and a noose is six inches
no dis-respect to you or your wife but I heard that 13 years ago when I attended a iron bowl from some Auburn fans.
I was selling some tickets to an attorney and I met him at his office. He had a diploma from both FSU and uf on the wall.
He explained - I graduated from Florida State, uf was my trade school. I love that line.
He went to uf before FSU had a law school and many Noles graduated uf law.
He explained - I graduated from Florida State, uf was my trade school. I love that line.
He went to uf before FSU had a law school and many Noles graduated uf law.
Have you ever beat a dead horse, I have, it really let's the other horses know I'm not messing around.
Here's a couple.
Isnt it funny how red, white and blue allegedly represents freedom...until those same colors are flashing behind your car.
I saw a sign that said "Watch for Children" and I thought to myself, "That's a fair trade".
I don't like country music but I don't want to denigrate those who do---for people that like country, denigrate means look down on.
Don't hold grudges--my father did and I always hated him for it.
Ya gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he keep drawing my mom's vagina?
Kleptomaniacs take things literally.
Isnt it funny how red, white and blue allegedly represents freedom...until those same colors are flashing behind your car.
I saw a sign that said "Watch for Children" and I thought to myself, "That's a fair trade".
I don't like country music but I don't want to denigrate those who do---for people that like country, denigrate means look down on.
Don't hold grudges--my father did and I always hated him for it.
Ya gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he keep drawing my mom's vagina?
Kleptomaniacs take things literally.
Never heard that joke with a horse....always thought it was a John Kerry or Julia Roberts joke.
Tim Teebow, Steve Spurrier, and Emmitt Smith walk into a bar, the bartender says "get the eff out of here"...
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George Carlin - Ever notice that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot and anyone who drives faster is a maniac?
