Name a state more boring than Iowa
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It’s impossibruh. I think I’d rather visit Saudi Arabia.
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So basically HROT is Las Vegas and this place is Branson?
Just based on several drive throughs en route back and forth a few times from east coast to ID/MT/WY and back, I'm gonna say Nebraska. Don't think anything can possibly be that boring, nothing but windmills, brown fields and cows for hours and hours and hours (despite the great steaks and the nostalgic thrill of breaking into Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, running onto the field and throwing a few passes to myself before getting kicked out.)
Pretty sure that NE stands for Never Ending.
Pretty sure that NE stands for Never Ending.
Also why it can't be IA... besides the Field of Dreams, Iowa also has the random Museum of Danish America in Elk Horn, which is kinda cool and smells good inside. Plus a gift shop with nice inexpensive Scandinavian stuff your sister/wife/mom (hopefully different people) will like.
Beware though that they do NOT give you any free danish (not even any to buy), no matter how many times you tell them you drove 20 mins off your route to get some.
You mean they DO have danish? What's the code word?
But have you seen the Penis on the Plains? What does Iowa have to compare to that?
FTR I got laid for the first time in Nebraska, so it will always be exciting to me.
I guess it depends on what you are into. If you are into going on town-to-town Casey's (gas station) pizza tours then Iowa wouldn't be considered too boring.
Having lived in both Iowa and Kansas, I think Kansas actually beats out Iowa in boringness. Sure they have part of Kansas City and Wichita, but most of the rest is desolate.
Having lived in both Iowa and Kansas, I think Kansas actually beats out Iowa in boringness. Sure they have part of Kansas City and Wichita, but most of the rest is desolate.
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Can't be Iowa. We have cow tipping, cow chip throwing contests, and the nation's best gas station pizza. Sometimes you can do all 3 of those on the same day. That has to beat out at least 3 or 4 states.
They call it Bozangeles now...
A lot of people in Florida are living in mud houses right now aren't they?
Yeah, she has serviced tons of Iowa and FSU fans.
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