Old school pickup lines

[littleitch1]

What pickup lines did you old farts have back in the day?

Here’s a couple I remember

“ hey baby do fries go with that shake”?
“ that swing would sure look good on my front porch!

Gold mom and fan2u would have jumped at those old classics!!

What ya got old timers, give me something that will get them seasoned ladies all worked up at the villages!

 

[BrianNole777]

I never used pick up lines on OP's Mom.

ANY line worked with her. I bet others had the same experience.

 

[littleitch1]

Haha!

 

[DFSNOLE]

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NoleSoul

 

[GeddyLee09]

I had a buddy who I traveled with for work. He would put on a reflective vest and hard hat before going in a dive bar. Told them he painted lines on the road. Worked half the time. Batting .500 in that game is pretty good. Keep in mind his standards were not exactly high.

 

[NoleSince1961]

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NoleSoul

And in the same always successful keyboard Casanova come-on collection:

Staring directly at her high beams - Damn, I hope Terry sends me on vacation soon cuz those look like they’re Chile!

 

[GeddyLee09]

And in the same always successful keyboard Casanova come-on collection:

Staring directly at her high beams - Damn, I hope Terry sends me on vacation soon cuz those look like they’re Chile!

That's funny. Mainly because Terry has sent me to Chile.

 

[NoleSince1961]

That's funny. Mainly because Terry has sent me to Chile.

I doubt there are many WC posters with > 50 posts who haven’t been sent to Chile by NoSoul at least once for “insluting another poster”

 

[littleitch1]

Ban hammer!

 

[BrianNole777]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?!?!"

 

[NoleFan2U]

What pickup lines did you old farts have back in the day?

Here’s a couple I remember

“ hey baby do fries go with that shake”?
“ that swing would sure look good on my front porch!

Gold mom and fan2u would have jumped at those old classics!!

What ya got old timers, give me something that will get them seasoned ladies all worked up at the villages!

Umm no. Just no.

 

[littleitch1]

Shot down again!!

 

[NoleFan2U]

Shot down again!!

Some boys just never get the hint!

 

[goldmom]

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NoleSoul

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[goldmom]

That's funny. Mainly because Terry has sent me to Chile.

I’ve been more than once myself.

 

[littleitch1]

Had dinner in dunnelon tonight at a little mom n pop place

So I threw some of my old fart lines at the waitress

She loved them!

Specially when I said “ keep the cooter warm”!

If I would have said ol John don’t need no blue pill, it would have pushed her over the top!

 

[NoleSince1961]

Had dinner in dunnelon tonight at a little mom n pop place

So I threw some of my old fart lines at the waitress

She loved them!

Specially when I said “ keep the cooter warm”!

If I would have said ol John don’t need no blue pill, it would have pushed her over the top!

It’s 2023, not the Flintstones meets Animal House. Please tell me you’re joking.

 

[littleitch1]

Please be more specific, which part are you speaking of?

This old dumbassasaurus is a little slow ya know

Have you ever been to dunnelon Florida?
If you have you would know that it’s probably the one place where stupid old lines would get a positive response!

 

[NoleSince1961]

Please be more specific, which part are you speaking of?

This old dumbassasaurus is a little slow ya know

Have you ever been to dunnelon Florida?
If you have you would know that it’s probably the one place where stupid old lines would get a positive response!

Unless you’re dining at a whorehouse, there is no place in 2023 in America or any other developed country I’ve visited where talking to a restaurant server about her c…. is something acceptable to do, let alone proudly post about.
SMH

 

[BrianNole777]

Unless you’re dining at a whorehouse, there is no place in 2023 in America or any other developed country I’ve visited where talking to a restaurant server about her c…. is something acceptable to do, let alone proudly post about.
SMH

Amen!

 

[littleitch1]

Geez franciss
A guy plays around on a message board and you act like it’s all real

I was led to understand that as long as the rules of the board have not been broken all is fair game

 

[NoleSince1961]

Geez franciss
A guy plays around on a message board and you act like it’s all real

I was led to understand that as long as the rules of the board have not been broken all is fair game

Lol so now you did not say that nonsense to the server despite posting that you did and then trying to justify why it was ok?
Cool. Sounds legit.
And btw, whether I said that or not, I’d never post it on a message board, especially one that Nole females participate on. But I’m not feral, so I guess to each their own.

 

[DFSNOLE]

Lol so now you did not say that nonsense to the server despite posting that you did and then trying to justify why it was ok?
Cool. Sounds legit.
And btw, whether I said that or not, I’d never post it on a message board, especially one that Nole females participate on. But I’m not feral, so I guess to each their own.

Lighten up.

 

[NoleSince1961]

Lighten up.

If you think saying “c….” to any server is nothing to condemn, we live in very very different worlds. Embarrassing to see any fellow Nole post that crap. And nothing at all wrong with me expressing that.

 

[DFSNOLE]

If you think saying “c….” to any server is nothing to condemn, we live in very very different worlds. Embarrassing to see any fellow Nole post that crap. And nothing at all wrong with me expressing that.

I'm saying lighten up.

 

[littleitch1]

If I insulted any female posters by saying keep your cooter warm , I apologize

I did say it to a very friendly lil country waitress in dunnelon tonight, and she thought it was funny

Btw I will say what I want and when I want in this life

Obviously I’m not here to please you

 

[runkpanole]

Wanna get some pizza and f——?

What, you don’t like pizza?

 

[NoleSince1961]

So now we should “lighten up” about rape and coercing women into having sex?

Apparently we missed the memo about the Turn Back the Calendar Challenge

 

[goldmom]

Apparently we missed the memo about the Turn Back the Calendar Challenge

Number One - I don’t believe the calendar has moved forward all that much regarding this issue
Number Two - you and BV are being pranked.
Number Three - if you’re not then Mr. Itch needs to be scratched.

 

[goldmom]

If I insulted any female posters by saying keep your cooter warm , I apologize

I did say it to a very friendly lil country waitress in dunnelon tonight, and she thought it was funny

Btw I will say what I want and when I want in this life

Obviously I’m not here to please you

I’m so very urbanish, I thought you were talking about a turtle.

 

[NoleSince1961]

Number One - I don’t believe the calendar has moved forward all that much regarding this issue
Number Two - you and BV are being pranked.
Number Three - if you’re not then Mr. Itch needs to be scratched.

OP has already been super clear in his proud clarification that it’s none of your options other than #3. And apparently anything goes on here, no matter how crass and Nole-embarrassing.

 

[littleitch1]

Could very well be option 2

 

[NoleSince1961]

Could very well be option 2

Did somebody else hack your account and post: “I did say it to a very friendly lil country waitress in dunnelon tonight, and she thought it was funny

Btw I will say what I want and when I want in this life”

 

[goldmom]

What is the prank?

You’re either kinda sad or your bait schtick broke...

 

[littleitch1]

and how did this lead to rape? Or forced sex?

There used to be a post username “ UCLA”,
He would write about what he would do to his Asian girlfriend sexually

Of course that was the locker room

I don’t remember seeing you post in response to his graphic description

 

[littleitch1]

Did you not get the part about they were marathon swimmers?

Meaning they jumped and swam!

Of course it was a joke

 

[littleitch1]

Killing them
Wtf is wrong with you?

 

[littleitch1]

You left out that I’m a murderer too

Brain vision, we’re you formerly uclanole?

 

[F4Gary]

I did say it to a very friendly lil country waitress in dunnelon tonight, and she thought it was funny

Was she drunker than Cooter Brown?

 

[seminoleed]

Let's get back to the topic at hand, shall we?

"Hey, sweetheart, come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."