I can just envision these geniuses drawing this all up for that spectacular 2014 rollout.
“Let’s see, let’s start off by having khaki pants, and add some really funky patterns on the shoulders. Make them really big! Great, great! Now let’s turn all garnet into a purple. Also let’s now have HUGE highlighter Gold numbers that you can’t make out. Perfect! Now let’s have some crossing spears on the back of the helmets to honor the state of Florida flag. Everyone will be able to figure that reference out! We are really getting somewhere folks.”
Takes long pauses to admire their handy work…
“We really have something here! Let’s now sprinkle in some white bird poop tomahawks, and finish it all with beautiful magenta facemasks. Oh and let’s also change our iconic school logo modeled after the person who wrote our fight song. He only worked for the university forever, and just passed away. What should we change it to? How about Chief Walmart Skunk Laughing Elvis? Yes that’s it! Perfect! That will really honor him! The fanbase is going to really eat this up. They will love it!”
“Let’s see, let’s start off by having khaki pants, and add some really funky patterns on the shoulders. Make them really big! Great, great! Now let’s turn all garnet into a purple. Also let’s now have HUGE highlighter Gold numbers that you can’t make out. Perfect! Now let’s have some crossing spears on the back of the helmets to honor the state of Florida flag. Everyone will be able to figure that reference out! We are really getting somewhere folks.”
Takes long pauses to admire their handy work…
“We really have something here! Let’s now sprinkle in some white bird poop tomahawks, and finish it all with beautiful magenta facemasks. Oh and let’s also change our iconic school logo modeled after the person who wrote our fight song. He only worked for the university forever, and just passed away. What should we change it to? How about Chief Walmart Skunk Laughing Elvis? Yes that’s it! Perfect! That will really honor him! The fanbase is going to really eat this up. They will love it!”
