Figures, I turn on the replay and there's a press conference with the women's team. Just when I thought that watching the women couldn't get any worse from the game to the worst friggin commentators, listening to the press ask these questions is just painful. Why is it a constant kiss ass atmosphere with the women? Ask a real question and let's see who cries first!
Men's question: Jurgen, you are in the group of death, would it be a failure to not advance?
Jurgen: It's a complete failure if we don't win the Cup. We are not here on vacation, these players know what needs to be accomplished, this is on them, failure is not an option, failure lands you in the Qatar Premier League.
Women's question: Can you describe the best team meal in Sweden?
Player: They were all great because we got to know each other better, and share stories like having a period and playing in the heat. Moments like that have brought us closer together. Sharing Swedish meatballs while swapping Kotex stories. We are all just glad to be here and embrace and enjoy the moment. I could be working at my family's apple orchard swapping period jokes with the help. Edmonton is such a great city, there's an English speaking BP station that sells those cute little maxi pads in the bathroom for a dime. Oh look, there's a girl on the dollar bill, they have really embraced this tournament here in Canada. Abby, tell them how that one Gator fan mistook you for Danny Wuerffel, O-M-G, that was so funny and it brought us so much closer together as a team. Morgan, tell them how Hope had too many wine coolers and tried to drive us home, moments like that make all of this worth it.
