Originally posted by PoopandBoogers:
If you want to get more elaborate and have the potential for a viral vid, then weld the door with just a sliver of an opening and shove a bunch of dollar bills halfway hanging out. I imagine the scenario would unfold like this-
1. Homeless bums walk up and first take notice, do a little dance, maybe some high fives, then the smart bum scolds them, they then attempt to act nonchalant and hide there new found treasure.
2. The look out kids on bikes then come by and scare the bums off and try to pry with sticks, burner phones come out, a few selfies uploaded to instagtam, this alerts the street crew.
3. Street crew cars roll up, chase kids off, (bums reappear peeking around the corner), out comes the crowbars, drills, bats, lead pipes, one even fires a few rounds at it. Attempts to lift it become hilarious feats of failure.
4. Top boss crew pulls up in old model luxury suv, everyone scatters, safe is gone in a matter of seconds. Bums slowly emerge from behind corner to reclaim there spot, things return to normal.
5. Hours later SUV returns and dumps still unopened safe.
6. Cycle repeats itself with ever growing feats of engineering and hilarious ingenuity.
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