Anyone in the LR do heavy- duty ear wax removal?

[Lurker1999]

I've been "blessed" with heavy ear wax since birth. Every year, I get it removed professionally from a Doctor. (No pics)

Excessive ear wax can cause hearing problems, vertigo, dizziness and headaches. I have had all these issues in the past.

Today, I went to the "Doc-in-a-Box" and they said my right ear drum was blocked with wax.

The gentleman that worked there had me lay on my left side and put some pink liquid in my ear. I lay there meditating for 15 minutes while the pink liquid sunk in my ear. Then, he used a water spray and pulled out about 6 marble size balls of wax. The process can be painful, but this gentleman was world-class.

I was impressed.

CSB.

Anyone else have wax or family members that do?

 

[RunRonnieRun]

That sounds fantastic. I enjoy watching ear wax removal videos.

 

[Lurker1999]

That sounds fantastic. I enjoy watching ear wax removal videos.

I did take a pic of my treasure, but deleted it because it was filthy.

 

[DFSNOLE]

First person who suggest a bullet might or might not receive a strong warning.

 

[billanole]

https://www.hollywoodwaxentertainment.com/pigeon-forge-tn-attractions/hollywood-wax-museum/

They are looking for new exhibits.
Get creative with your excretions. Maybe a priest like sorta thing...

 

[F4Gary]

I call BS on the 6 marble sized balls of wax. 6 marble size is a tumor not a ball of wax.

 

[Lurker1999]

I call BS on the 6 marble size balls of wax. 6 marble size is a tumor not a ball of wax.

 

[Lurker1999]

First person who suggest a bullet might or might not receive a strong warning.

Question:

Are all jokes now banned in the LR or are "OP's Mom" jokes still permitted?

 

[billanole]

Question:

Are all jokes now banned in the LR or are "OP's Mom" jokes still permitted?

Well, you have not been banned.

 

[Lurker1999]

Well, you have not been banned.

BURN!

 

[DFSNOLE]

Question:

Are all jokes now banned in the LR or are "OP's Mom" jokes still permitted?

Depends on the level of sensitivity of the person at whom the joke is directed.

 

[Lurker1999]

Depends on the level of sensitivity of the person at whom the joke is directed.

What is the penalty for an insensitive joke from your boy?

 

[DFSNOLE]

What is the penalty for an insensitive joke from your boy?

My son and I joke around all the time.

 

[NoleFan2U]

I do wax removal all the time. That is worse than what I do with my index finger.

 

[GwinnettNole]

If I recall Shrek uses his as a candle

 

[62Nole]

Call Roto Rooter!

 

[Lurker1999]

My son and I joke around all the time.

Is his name Brian, too?

 

[DFSNOLE]

Is his name Brian, too?

No and only one of the is my boy. The other is a PIA internet message board poster.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

You should collect it and make a big ball of wax. Submit it to Ripley’s in 25 years.

 

[funksouljon]

Well, you have not been banned.

I feel like we are just on the clock.

 

[DFSNOLE]

I feel like we are just on the clock.

 

[billanole]

I feel like we are just on the clock.

Time waits for no man.

 

[12Nole]

Candle ear wax removal. I tried it a few years ago but this thread makes me want to do it again. I recall it being an incredible relaxing experience and it actually worked.

 

[Lurker1999]

I do wax removal all the time. That is worse than what I do with my index finger.

If I recall correctly, you stick your index finger up your patient's butts, right?

 

[Lurker1999]

Candle ear wax removal. I tried it a few years ago but this thread makes me want to do it again. I recall it being an incredible relaxing experience and it actually worked.

I used to do that! I did that for years during college.

The Doctor is faster and easier, though.

 

[Lurker1999]

I feel like we are just on the clock.

They said I'd be banned in a week and luckily for the LR, they were wrong

 

[billanole]

It feels like whack a mole Sunday.

 

[cmanole]

I go to the ent twice a year to clean the pipes. That vacuum thing they use scratches an itch you just can't reach...

 

[DFSNOLE]

They said I'd be banned in a week and luckily for the LR, they were wrong

Is this a challenge to me?

 

[OrlandNole]

I call BS on the 6 marble sized balls of wax. 6 marble size is a tumor not a ball of wax.

Consider the source.

 

[ReliableOstrich]

Damn this thread has me kind of wanting to do this.

How painful is it?

 

[Lurker1999]

Damn this thread has me kind of wanting to do this.

How painful is it?

It's not painful if the medical professional knows what they're doing.

Give it a shot and post pics.

TIA.

 

[cmanole]

Damn this thread has me kind of wanting to do this.

How painful is it?

Directly proportional to the size of your mangina...