Bad Touching in the Sky

[Semiologist]

A drunk female was caressing a male passenger.......sounds like the beginning of a bad joke or a Penthouse letter.
http://www.travelandleisure.com/travel-news/drunk-jetblue-passenger-emergency-landing

 

[Semiologist]

Another photo

 

[GoNolesTX]

You can't even hide the overflowing crazy in that one. That smirk says it all.

Right up cma's ally though.

 

[fsu1jreed]

I'm down.

 

[NDallasRuss]

"FBI says she "flirtatiously" touched male passenger, drank 4 glasses of wine, threw food and broke free from handcuffs."

This is every girl I ever dated.

 

[Semiologist]

"FBI says she "flirtatiously" touched male passenger, drank 4 glasses of wine, threw food and broke free from handcuffs."

This is every girl I ever dated.

Two words...zip ties......

 

[noleclone2]

Why do I always get a seat next to the fat guy or crying baby?

 

[Nolomite]

 

[CC0492]

After imagining what she could've done and reading what she actually did, this was kind of a downer to read.

 

[fsu1jreed]

Ducore's attorney Nina Ginsberg defended her client, telling T+L that her client was drunk before she got on the plane. "The airline let her board the flight when she was visibly intoxicated and they served her," she said.

To highlight her point, Ginsberg added that the person who drove Ducore to the airport waited for two hours, "so concerned that she wouldn't be allowed on the flight."

 

[Semiologist]

Ducore's attorney Nina Ginsberg defended her client, telling T+L that her client was drunk before she got on the plane. "The airline let her board the flight when she was visibly intoxicated and they served her," she said.

To highlight her point, Ginsberg added that the person who drove Ducore to the airport waited for two hours, "so concerned that she wouldn't be allowed on the flight."

So basically the main theme for most legal defenses in cases like this. Minimize personal responsibility, maximize societal supervision breakdown.

 

[funksouljon]

Two words...zip ties......

Wont work. According to the article, she broke free of the flexible handcuffs, which are just big zip ties. She's been there done than, gonna have to step up the game.

 

[fsu1jreed]

Wont work. According to the article, she broke free of the flexible handcuffs, which are just big zip ties. She's been there done than, gonna have to step up the game.

She must have been zip tied in the front, which means she could have used her shoestrings to cut her way out.

 

[cmanole]

You can't even hide the overflowing crazy in that one. That smirk says it all.

Right up cma's ally though.

That's right in my wheelhouse. I'd a let them sit her in my lap...

 

[GoNolesTX]

So basically the main theme for most legal defenses in cases like this. Minimize personal responsibility, maximize societal supervision breakdown.

And defy the idea of moving toward a police state. [insert give up arms in the air emoji]