Best (Someone Else's - Not Yours) Mom Ever??

[NDallasRuss]

"An Evans, Ga., mom faces charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor after she told her Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor that she threw a drunken, naked Twister party for her teen daughter and her friends."

"Rachel Lenhardt, 35, allegedly told her sponsor that her 16-year-old daughter texted her asking if she could bring friends over to party. Lenhardt agreed, and provided alcohol and weed for the group of teens, the Augusta Chronicle reports.


Lenhardt's alleged story to her sober buddy only gets wilder from there. According to Augusta Crime: She initially joined in the teens' naked game of Twister, but ended up [Redacted] an 18-year-old in the bathroom. Later, because she was "still horny," she brought out some sex toys and began using them on herself in the living room. The whole naked party eventually moved to the hot tub.
The night ended for Lenhardt around 3:30 a.m., when she woke up in her bed to find her daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her."

And, since I know the rules...

This post was edited on 4/15 10:58 AM by NDallasRuss

Link for fun mom story

 

[coloradonoles]

There id a big, 15 pages as of now, thread on the mainboard with pictures and accounts of her and her daughter...

An interesting read...

 

[NDallasRuss]

Originally posted by coloradonoles:
There id a big, 15 pages as of now, thread on the mainboard with pictures and accounts of her and her daughter...

An interesting read...

Dangit. I don't have the access to that.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Jreed had a link to the mb thread yesterday with multiple pics of hot mom and even facebook interactions with daughter, but his thread was mysteriously zapped.
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[NDallasRuss]

Originally posted by PoopandBoogers:
Jreed had a link to the mb thread yesterday with multiple pics of hot mom and even facebook interactions with daughter, but his thread was mysteriously zapped.
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I was offline yesterday, so I missed it - although I can't get to the MB threads anyway (premium only, I guess...). I imagine that thread is better. Still, it's news to me!

 

[Semiologist]

I like the part of the police report where the daughter feels guilty that her boyfriend had to go try to screw the mom because he's "10 inches and huge" and she couldn't take the snake.
"I can't get it in.....go try mom.....she's probably loosened up from earlier."

 

[NDallasRuss]

Semi - for a drunk, high teenage girl that's seen her mom getting railed by her friends, the daughter's logic is still pretty sound.

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

How are we supposed to feel about this? I'm conflicted.

 

[Semiologist]

I'm no expert in what's entertaining, but this could be bigger than Sharknado!

 

[West Duval Nole]

How many of you are now looking to move to Evans, Ga?
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[Formerly Rockymtnole]

It takes a village...

 

[DukeFan1]

Originally posted by Formerly Rockymtnole:
It takes a village...

....or at least half of the football team....

 

[Gonolz]

This is very disconcerting. Isn't there some kind of sponsor confidentiality rule? If wild drunken stories can't be kept a secret by a sponsor, what's next? Does what happens in Vegas, truly not stay in Vegas?

 

[CC0492]

Would
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[Semiologist]

You just know that there is some kid, who goes to that high school, that is really mad at his parents for being on vacation while this party was going on. "We HAD to go to Hawaii on that week!"

 

[ggmike1992]

Originally posted by coloradonoles:
There id a big, 15 pages as of now, thread on the mainboard with pictures and accounts of her and her daughter...

An interesting read...

Up to 25 pages. It is an epic read.

 

[Semiologist]

Originally posted by ggmike1992:

Originally posted by coloradonoles:
There id a big, 15 pages as of now, thread on the mainboard with pictures and accounts of her and her daughter...

An interesting read...

Up to 25 pages. It is an epic read.

So what you are saying is, there's no way that thread is going to get tossed off into the LR like a bunch of the other crappy topics they're tired of.

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

"It takes a village..."

 

[AdNole]

I hung out with a guy whose mom was like this but she looked nothing like the mom in this story. The party was always at his house and several of my friends found their way into her bedroom. Thankfully, I was never that desperate but had she looked like this mom I am pretty sure I would have taken a few turns. Looking back now, I can't imagine what the guy must have been thinking as his mom was pulling guys into her room.

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

"I can't imagine what the guy must have been thinking as his mom was pulling guys into her room"

He probably thought she was either the coolest mom ever or he was totally humiliated by it - Did you ever ask him?