Bless your heart, Florida

[Fijimn]

Lantana woman mistakes super glue for eye drops and glues her eye shut...

It is truly a frightening proposition that the outcome of a national election usually depends on Florida voters.

http://fox59.com/2015/10/09/florida...er-mix-up-involving-super-glue-and-eye-drops/

 

[PoopandBoogers]

 

[FreeFlyNole]

My sister did the same thing when she was 15. Midnight emergency room run.

 

[F4Gary]

Doesn't it say Super Glue in big letters right on the bottle? Doh!

Nice cleav shot though.

 

[timenole]

Doesn't it say Super Glue in big letters right on the bottle? Doh!

Nice cleav shot though.

Yea, but how can you see the words with your eyes glued shut?

 

[CC0492]

I could ride those titties and shoot something in the other eye for her.

 

[MIKE_G]

I could ride those titties and shoot something in the other eye for her.

I'd need to superglue my eyes shut first.

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

My sister did the same thing when she was 15. Midnight emergency room run.

Who keeps superglue and eye drops in the same area of their home?

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

My sister did the same thing when she was 15. Midnight emergency room run.

Who keeps superglue and eye drops in the same area of their home?

 

[SoProudNole]

What??!

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

enormous bolt-ons, I'd like to say how dumb do you have to be to do that....but then I realized those in glass houses and all that.