Brits - Consent like Tea

[BelemNole]

So proper, on on target.

 

[OrlandNole]

What if they say they want tea, drink the tea when offered, then later decide drinking tea wasn't such a good idea?

 

[GwinnettNole]

What happens if you make the tea, but don't pour the milk in it. Is it still tea?

 

[NDallasRuss]

What if you make someone tea, they drink the tea - they LOVE the tea, and then you find out later on that your tea will probably make them really sick? Should you tell them as soon as you find out that your tea might make them sick, or should you wait and see if your tea makes them sick, and then blame their sickness - and yours - not on the tea you gave them, but on something completely different?

 

[dmm5157]

So this assumes people are unable to resist tea being forced on them? Is that what we are to understand? Why don't they just not open their mouth and let you pour the tea down their throats?

 

[BelemNole]

Timely, Funny, disgusting - but still funny, and a fail. Sorry dmm, we ARE to understand that tea is forced quite frequently.

 

[FSUTribe76]

This engraving by Paul revere is timely to the article but because it's got nekkid bewbs I'll just post the link.

http://www.magnoliabox.com/art/260248/george-iii-forcing-tea-down-the-throat-of-america

 

[West Duval Nole]

Before you ask, you should have tea ready already, so once they say yes it is ready to go.

 

[Hungryjack]

What if you don't have tea? But you have coffee?

 

[NDallasRuss]

What if you don't have tea? But you have coffee?

I've heard that once you have coffee, you never go back to tea.

 

[West Duval Nole]

I've heard that once you have coffee, you never go back to tea.

That's only if you don't add milk, cream or anything to make it lighter than the original color.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Before you ask, you should have tea ready already, so once they say yes it is ready to go.

Best time for tea is first thing in the morning. You don't even need to ask, just show them the bedsheet teapee and nod accordingly.

 

[BarryB1081]

What if you make someone tea, they drink the tea - they LOVE the tea, and then you find out later on that your tea will probably make them really sick? Should you tell them as soon as you find out that your tea might make them sick, or should you wait and see if your tea makes them sick, and then blame their sickness - and yours - not on the tea you gave them, but on something completely different?

Depends. Does the "sickness" have anything to do with guanira?