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Cocaine for dish duty?

FreeFlyNole

Seminole Insider
Jan 2, 2008
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Florida parents bribe kids to do their chores for drugs.

You know, at this point, they don't even need to specify Florida.... it's just sort of assumed.

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I had a friend in high school who's parents drank, smoked, tripped, snorted with them.

Didn't even think it was a big deal back then...well, I knew the cocain and acid was strange but not the weed and booze.

He wrestled with me...won state, he was pretty damn good. Got stoned before every match.
 
I am lucky that I have the opportunity to teach and work all over the U.S., when I say the words "....and in Florida..." I always get laughter.

As a 4th generation Floridian (on one side) and at least 5th or 6th generation on the other, I blame it on the transplants that fled the weird places they lived before (and brought all their nasty history with them). I've had the opportunity to live everywhere in Florida, I always laugh when I hear, 'this is the way we did it [insert home town, state, country] where I came from'.

Damn Disney and John Gorrie.
 
No joke, I was a 12 year old in middle school when one of my friend's (errr, acquaintances) mom asked us to walk down to the gas station and shoplift some cigarettes for her and she promised to pay us in weed if we pulled it off. (we did)

Needless to say this was in a trailer park in Florida, and fun fact: This woman also had a legitimate pet wolf tied up in her front yard.

To think that I came from that and ended up here, in the Locker Room with you guys, is nothing short of a miracle.
 
No joke, I was a 12 year old in middle school when one of my friend's (errr, acquaintances) mom asked us to walk down to the gas station and shoplift some cigarettes for her and she promised to pay us in weed if we pulled it off. (we did)

Needless to say this was in a trailer park in Florida, and fun fact: This woman also had a legitimate pet wolf tied up in her front yard.

To think that I came from that and ended up here, in the Locker Room with you guys, is nothing short of a miracle.

If you're hanging out in here with us, I'm not sure you've made it that far...
 
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