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ELDERLY WOMAN ACCUSED OF TRAINING HER 65 CATS TO STEAL FROM NEIGHBORS

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The Columbus Police Department opened an investigation on Ruth Gregson and her 65 cats in October after several neighbors reported small objects being stolen from their homes.

Several victims reported being visited by Ms. Gregson’s cats before noticing the disappearance of several shiny objects, like valuable cutlery and pieces of jewelry.

Despite their skepticism, investigators began a surveillance operation and were amazed by what they discovered.

According to Columbus Police Chief Kim Jacobs, dozens of cats were constantly coming and going, bringing home “anything that shined”.

“She was like Fagin in Oliver Twist, but she was using cats as thieves instead of children. In less than three hours of surveillance, the detectives saw the cats bring home more than a hundred objects.”
Upon searching Ms. Gregson’s house, investigators found $650,000 worth of jewelry and precious metal among piles of worthless shiny baubles.

Chief Jacobs says the elderly woman confessed to training her cats to steal, saying the felines had to “earn their meals”.

“She would only feed the animals if they brought home valuables, so the animals had to steal every day in order to survive. Most were voluntarily malnurished so they would easily gain the neighbors’ pity and be allowed inside their houses.”
According to the Columbus Police, Ms. Gregson’s animals could have stolen from more than 5,000 houses and apartment in the area, and investigators invite possible victims to contact them.

No way could you make this up.
 
https://www.snopes.com/attack-squirrels-arrest/


On 31 March 2017, the World News Daily Report (WNDR) web site published an article appearing to report that a 43-year-old woman named Janice Smith was arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend:



45-year old Janice Smith was arrested this morning by officers of the Detroit Police Department, for allegedly capturing numerous squirrels and training them to attack her former lover.


The victim, 51-year old James Robinson, was presumably attacked by the rodents on more than a dozen occasions over the last month.

There was no truth to the story. World News Daily Report is a well known fake news site with a long history of publishing fictional stories. The web site also bears a disclaimer noting that all of its content is satirical:

WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

The supposed mug shot of “Janice Smith” that accompanied the article is actually a photograph of Maryland woman Michelle Waro, who was arrested in 2014 for throwing bricks through her father-in-law’s windows. A second mugshot of Waro was released by the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office:
 
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OP -- that story is fake... https://www.snopes.com/did-elderly-woman-train-cats-to-steal/

The real story about the lady in the photo is amusing though...

The mug shot used by World News Daily Report is real, but it shows another person. It’s a actually an image of Helen Staudinger, a 92-year-old central Florida woman who was arrested in March 2011, and accused of shooting at a neighbor who refused to kiss her. Reuters reported at the time:
 
@fsu1jreed = fake news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!

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Fake news? Did someone say something about fake news?

*Funny but we don't need to go there.
 
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Too bad this is fake news because it's genius...
 
I seem to recognize her face.
Haunting, familiar yet, I can't seem to place it
 
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