Father, daughter caught having sex in their back yard

[Nolomite]

A father and daughter were arrested Tuesday in Florida after allegedly being caught having sex in their back yard, according to reports. Justin Bunn, 39, and his 19-year-old daughter, Taylor Bunn, were taken into custody after witnesses told Panama City police they spotted them having sexual intercourse in a back yard...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/b8b6daf3-436a-3034-8d2f-af5832e49541/ss_father,-daughter-caught.html


As Hollywood will certainly make a movie out of this - who would you cast in the lead roles?

 

[RunRonnieRun]

Would not.

Danny McBride & Roseanne.

 

[Manch.]

Jeremy Renner and Jonas Hill.

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

gator fans, you suppose??

 

[DFSNOLE]

The state of Arkansas is collectively asking, "Is there something wrong with that?"

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Now she has a "Bunn" in the oven...literally!

 

[daveynole]

Florida Man.

 

[CC0492]

 

[NoleFan2U]

Daddy says I'm the best.

 

[cmanole]

The state of Arkansas is collectively asking, "Is there something wrong with that?"

Tennessee is saying, 'hold my beer'...

 

[OrlandNole]

Florida man....AND woman!

 

[cfbfan23]

Kissin' meth cousins of Mark Hamill and Katy Mixon

 

[MIKE_G]

Mom said not in the house.

 

[DFSNOLE]

If she ain't good enough for her own family, how can they ever expect someone else to take her?

 

[Semiologist]

But they didn't have a baby together. Unlike these two:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/father-daughter-arrested-charged-incest-article-1.3802853

 

[GoNolesTX]

What's that, Clevon?

 

[NoleLizards]

My hometown...Just great!

 

[RTM58]

Florida man....AND woman!

The sexist version is funnier:


https://floridaman.com/

 

[NDallasRuss]

A father and daughter were arrested Tuesday in Florida after allegedly being caught having sex in their back yard, according to reports...

...who would you cast in the lead roles?

If it were me, I'd cast Liv Tyler as the older, more experienced dad, and Danielle Panabaker as the young, naive daughter. I think it could work.

 

[FSUTribe76]

Is that wrong? Folger’s sees nothing wrong with using incest to sell its freezedried seedwater.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-best-part-of-waking-up?utm_term=.em9YrkdjZ7#.jlKPEK2M09

 

[funksouljon]

"confessed to having consensual sex but claimed it was an isolated incident"

So no mulligans in incest huh?

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Coming from a lifelong central Floridian, the whole panhandle tallybama area is just as odd and offsetting as the culture in you find in broward/dade.

Florida is just a weird place. With the state border being so drawn out area wise, you have 2 opposite societies that are as equally strange as they are different, with us "normal" floridians stuck in the middle. (There are a few other states ive noticed this in also in that regard, CA, IL, IN, MO, NY).

I havent noticed any true and defined hard boundries, its more of the feeling you get when driving through the state and stop for gas and get out and see and hear the locals, you definitely know you're not in regular fl anymore.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Is that wrong? Folger’s sees nothing wrong with using incest to sell its freezedried seedwater.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-best-part-of-waking-up?utm_term=.em9YrkdjZ7#.jlKPEK2M09

I had no idea that there was this whole "thing" around that commercial. Very funny!

 

[goldmom]

This thread is sooo creepy.
But funny.

 

[funksouljon]

Coming from a lifelong central Floridian, the whole panhandle tallybama area is just as odd and offsetting as the culture in you find in broward/dade.

Florida is just a weird place. With the state border being so drawn out area wise, you have 2 opposite societies that are as equally strange as they are different, with us "normal" floridians stuck in the middle. (There are a few other states ive noticed this in also in that regard, CA, IL, IN, MO, NY).

I havent noticed any true and defined hard boundries, its more of the feeling you get when driving through the state and stop for gas and get out and see and hear the locals, you definitely know you're not in regular fl anymore.

Funny, growing up in Tallahassee, I always felt that way about certainly south and most of Central.

 

[Nolomite]

If it were me, I'd cast Liv Tyler as the older, more experienced dad, and Danielle Panabaker as the young, naive daughter. I think it could work.

 

[Semiologist]

 

[NoleFan2U]

This thread is sooo creepy.
But funny.

I have been struggling to find the right words for this. I JUST CAN'T EVEN....

 

[NDallasRuss]

I have been struggling to find the right words for this. I JUST CAN'T EVEN....

And you shouldn't. Still, it can be funny to joke about.

 

[NoleLizards]

The incest part just wasn't quite kinky enough for these two, so they felt the need to get it on outside.

 

[Nolomite]

The incest part just wasn't quite kinky enough for these two, so they felt the need to get it on outside.

e

They went to the back yard to escape the bedbugs for a few hours...

 

[Semiologist]

Gives a whole new meaning to this:

 

[FSUTribe76]

I had no idea that there was this whole "thing" around that commercial. Very funny!

After watching it (I don’t remember seeing it when it was out but I’ve had a DVR to skip commercials since before it was out), I can’t believe that the incest vibe wasn’t intentional. Everything about it is just creepy.

 

[ReliableOstrich]

Try as Ohio might, it will never catch up to Florida in being the most ridiculous and absurd state.

 

[KitingHigh]

Coming from a lifelong central Floridian, the whole panhandle tallybama area is just as odd and offsetting as the culture in you find in broward/dade.

Florida is just a weird place. With the state border being so drawn out area wise, you have 2 opposite societies that are as equally strange as they are different, with us "normal" floridians stuck in the middle. (There are a few other states ive noticed this in also in that regard, CA, IL, IN, MO, NY).

I havent noticed any true and defined hard boundries, its more of the feeling you get when driving through the state and stop for gas and get out and see and hear the locals, you definitely know you're not in regular fl anymore.

Polk county laughs at your silly theory.

 

[MIKE_G]

gator fans, you suppose??

And fans of "Bro Country", no doubt.

 

[DFSNOLE]

Coming from a lifelong central Floridian, the whole panhandle tallybama area is just as odd and offsetting as the culture in you find in broward/dade.

Florida is just a weird place. With the state border being so drawn out area wise, you have 2 opposite societies that are as equally strange as they are different, with us "normal" floridians stuck in the middle. (There are a few other states ive noticed this in also in that regard, CA, IL, IN, MO, NY).

I havent noticed any true and defined hard boundries, its more of the feeling you get when driving through the state and stop for gas and get out and see and hear the locals, you definitely know you're not in regular fl anymore.

Yeah. Central Florida's finest says hello.

 

[NoleLizards]

Yeah. Central Florida's finest says hello.

Where's jpablot ??

 

[DFSNOLE]

Where's jpablot ??

Just out of the shot fantasizing he's the cigar.

 

[ggmike1992]

West Virginia calls Florida and raises it a beagle mix named Piglet. “(Boggess) stated that when he had finished having intercourse that he held ‘Piglet’, petted her, and told ‘Piglet’ that he loved her".

https://www.wvgazettemail.com/news/...cle_01e0b55f-6a06-5ffb-ac76-aaafcdcb622a.html