Florida is not the only place strange things happen...

[NoleLizards]

A Montana woman broke into a man’s house with a machete, ordered him to take off his clothes and forced him to have sex with her, police said.

Samantha Ray Mears, 19, was charged Friday with two felonies — aggravated burglary and assault with a weapon — as well as several misdemeanors for the incident at her ex-boyfriend’s Great Falls home, according to the Great Falls Tribune.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/2...ave-sex-holding-machete-to-his-face-cops.html

 

[Imtotallynottribe]

Other better pics found here

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.th...x-machete-face-urinate-bed/amp/?source=images

 

[SeaPA]

Even NDallasRuss thinks she's a little too crazy.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Even NDallasRuss thinks she's a little too crazy.

Orrr.... NDallasRuss thinks this sounds like a pretty perfect romantic evening.

She's cute, I'd let her pee on my bed.

The craziest thing about it is that she's 19yo, and the article says it was her ex of seven years. So she'd been going out with the same guy since she was 12yo. Probably pretty slim pickings in Great Falls, Montana.

 

[KitingHigh]

In Montana, Wyoming, Idaho or Alaska she's a solid 9.

 

[MIKE_G]

Wood......


.........at knife point.

 

[seminoledq]

Even NDallasRuss thinks she's a little too crazy.

Nope. Clearly you don't know Russ well enough. He'd meet up with this girl and bring his own machete just in case she forgot hers.

 

[Finance85]

I'm pretty sure I'd have some performance anxiety if a machete was part of the deal.

 

[ericram]

She has crazy eyes.

How does a man perform with the threat of death by machete?

 

[MIKE_G]

Nah, she doesn't look crazy at all.

 

[GoNolesTX]

Other better pics found here

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.th...x-machete-face-urinate-bed/amp/?source=images

Your definition of "better" is troubling.

 

[goldmom]

Look, when a woman has absolutely positively got to have it...y'all been to Montana?
There's two sides to EVERY story, boys.

 

[KitingHigh]

Nah, she doesn't look crazy at all.

She has nothing in the crazy eyes the Main Board found:

https://forums.rivals.com/threads/c...rom-my-new-bumble-match.822225/#post-24843975

Scroll to the OP if it comes up not there.

 

[funksouljon]

She has crazy eyes.

How does a man perform with the threat of death by machete?

Never heard of a fear boner?

Interesting there is no mention of sexual assault / battery charges.

 

[funksouljon]

Your definition of "better" is troubling.

Mug shot looks meth crazy. Other images totally make her cute girl next door.

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

Look, when a woman has absolutely positively got to have it...y'all been to Montana?
There's two sides to EVERY story, boys.

Lots of smoking hot women in Great Falls, especially the mermaids at the Sip n’ Dip Lounge. This whole thing sounds like some good natured role-play gone wrong. She will get off. Maybe multiple times.

 

[noleit]

 

[Bill From Tampa]

I don't care what pic is posted, that woman looks nuts.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Roses are red
So is blood
You don't sleep with me
I'll kill you

 

[cfbfan23]

 

[Bartdog]

^ risky click of the day...