Florida Men; Dressed in a Bull Onesie; Uses Ragu to Try to Burn Down House

[Semiologist]

Score! This one has sex,drugs, a bull onesie, some spaghetti sauce....it's a party and everyone is invited!

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/s...h-spaghetti-sauce-after-burglary-deputies-say

 

[seminoledq]

"................who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti,"

That quote is gold!

 

[goldmom]

It's Florida, y'all.

DQ, sure you wanna move here?

 

[NDallasRuss]

"................who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti,"

That quote is gold!

Yes - the fact that she actually used the word "sketti" in the quote kills me!

 

[NDallasRuss]

"Or maybe he's angry because I gave him $150 to fix his teeth.""

For $150, it couldn't have been much of a fix!

 

[funksouljon]

This arrest has so much win. This is the type of arrest that makes a police officer's month, oh the milage they will get from retelling this.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Yes - the fact that she actually used the word "sketti" in the quote kills me!

Actually, victim was male (as I read it). What a bizarre story!

 

[Semiologist]

"Or maybe he's angry because I gave him $150 to fix his teeth.""

For $150, it couldn't have been much of a fix!

Oh....that was me. I've invented a process. You've heard of Invisalign? Well for $150, I hypnotize you into believing your teeth are straight and pearly white...I call it "Imag-align".

 

[seminoledq]

It's Florida, y'all.

DQ, sure you wanna move here?

I tell you what. The steady stream of stories like this plus the fact that Live PD is a fixture in Pasco County (just north of our place) makes me question it sometimes.

 

[SeaPA]

I tell you what. The steady stream of stories like this plus the fact that Live PD is a fixture in Pasco County (just north of our place) makes me question it sometimes.

Beach, I've lived my whole life in Pasco County. Imma hunt you down when you move down here for good.

 

[Semiologist]

I tell you what. The steady stream of stories like this plus the fact that Live PD is a fixture in Pasco County (just north of our place) makes me question it sometimes.

Deland's not in Pecos County. It's over yonder north of O-Town.

 

[seminoledq]

Beach, I've lived my whole life in Pasco County. Imma hunt you down when you move down here for good.

Have you been on Live PD yet? Every time they pull someone over near a store or bar we google it to see how far away from our house it is.

 

[seminoledq]

Deland's not in Pecos County. It's over yonder north of O-Town.

Oh I know. The crazy "Florida Man" stories happen everywhere but Live PD is only in Pasco County, at least for now.

 

[noleit]

I can see the FU theatrical dept producing a play about this sketti, bad teeth and arson love triangle.

 

[SeaPA]

Have you been on Live PD yet? Every time they pull someone over near a store or bar we google it to see how far away from our house it is.

Too busy at work right now to do anything to make it on there. But definitely tune in the night of tax filing day.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Actually, victim was male (as I read it). What a bizarre story!

Good catch! I think a guy calling it "sketti" is even funnier!

 

[saenole]

Wasn't so long ago that there was a whole thread on here with people raving about their favorite "mater sammiches"...doesn't seem like "sketti" is much different.

 

[NoleLizards]

It's Florida, y'all.

I can only imagine what we'll see next to get over this bar.

 

[cfbfan23]

This is magnificent. Truly.