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For anyone that attended FSU for any period of time, what was the dumbest thing you ever did ?

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All the controversy earlier in the week got me thinking of an interesting thread

If you attended FSU for ANY length of time, what was the dumbest most idiotic thing you ever did while at school (and would take back if you could)

OK, I'll start since its my game.

Big Daddy's had a "Beat the Clock" night themed party where (for example) you would pay your cover ($5 ?) and drinks would be like $1 from 9 to 10, $2 from 10 to 11, $3.50 11 to 12 and $4 after midnight (or something to that affect)

1983. Summer. It was unusually HOT and HUMID , even for Tallahassee. And one night my buddies and I ended up at Beat the Clock night (go figure) where my friend Jack Daniels and I decided to become good friends.

I have no idea how many drinks I had that night (not kidding but must have been at least 8 or 9), but I managed to lose both a girlfriend and a good fraternity friend by opening my mouth about some things I shouldn't have (and of course, I have no recollection of said conversations, only what I was told afterwards)

I believe that I was so drunk I was thrown out of the bar. I don't recall this, but one friend later told me that he saw me having some serious words with a bouncer, who subsequently (allegedly) told me I could never go back there.

Not knowing where my friends were, I must have thought it was a good idea to fall asleep in the parking lot sprawled out on top of a Cadillac that belonged to some huge black dude who, needless to say, was very upset I had crashed on his ride when he found me some hours later and proceeded to wake me up by dragging me off by my neck and throwing me to the ground.

My friends apparently found me an hour or so later. In the grass. of a parking lot. drunk and passed out.

I remember mostly none of it

Thank God smart phones with video cameras were a thing of the not-so-distant future.

I had been drunk MANY a night at FSU (fraternity parties, Freds Drydock, the Phyrst, Clydes and Costellos, Kens Tavern to name oh just a few), but THAT night was the worst of the bunch.

To this day, I have never been able to stand even the smell of Jack Daniels.

Love to have that one back.

Thank God I wasn't Kirk Coker, Bobby's starting QB that year, I wouldn't have made FSU too proud of me that evening!
 
this is gonna be a great thread.

Arrived on campus fall of '70 and some new friends and I smoked too much weed, drank cheap wine but the dumb thing was following the leader of the pack who took us out to a cow pasture to eat mushrooms. Some of those things are deadly. I shake my head when I think of putting my life in the hands of some stoned guy saying "no man, don't eat that one. Ok, dude, this one is ok." Thankfully we ate the right ones and went on a trip. First and last time for that.
 
No way am I going to contribute to this thread, but I look forward to seeing some of the responses. Lets just say Halloween and Old City Cemetery, after a stroll through Mike's Beer Barn
 
Give that hammer to my buddy after we lost to Auburn in 1990, damn, we lost those benches in the courtyard as well as the mailboxes for the entire C building of Villa Cortez. Who cares about mailboxes, right? Well....they were attached to the opposite side of our living room wall...we ended up with a new window.

Freakin' Dup.

Take it back...nope!
 
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Then there was the time we locked Dave in the office at Poor Paul's, ohhhh he was pissed. He still thinks it was funny.

Take it back?....nope!
 
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Then the time we stole all the cue balls from Poor Paul's and went to Po' Boys on their opening night, gave John and Carmen a good luck cue ball on the way out. It wasn't such a good idea to shoot those cue balls over the apartments with that 6ft sling shot...


Nope! Not taking it back.
 
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Power Master ML and prank calling that pizza place...who knew they had *69???? Not good

Take it back....maaaaaaybe, they came with guns, it scared us.
 
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That Meister Brau keg from the Barn at 1:54am...oh boy.

Take it back? I wouldn't...Reverse probably would.
 
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Trying to steal that guy's peacock on Jackson Bluff... the wire around the fence meant for us to keep out.


That peacock....JEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF

Not taking it back! It would have tasted like chicken.
 
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Taking Blomberg's class at 8AM

Take it back? DEFINITELY!!!!
 
It would take me hours to post it all...most of it centered around women and alcohol with some mid-night urban golf thrown in.
 
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this is gonna be a great thread.

Arrived on campus fall of '70 and some new friends and I smoked too much weed, drank cheap wine but the dumb thing was following the leader of the pack who took us out to a cow pasture to eat mushrooms. Some of those things are deadly. I shake my head when I think of putting my life in the hands of some stoned guy saying "no man, don't eat that one. Ok, dude, this one is ok." Thankfully we ate the right ones and went on a trip. First and last time for that.
Been there done that
 
Give that hammer to my buddy after we lost to Auburn in 1990, damn, we lost those benches in the courtyard as well as the mailboxes for the entire C building of Villa Cortez. Who cares about mailboxes, right? Well....they were attached to the opposite side of our living room wall...we ended up with a new window.

Freakin' Dup.

Take it back...nope!


That damn Dup kid always made a mess of things.
 
First, drink waaaay to much then build and fire an epic potato gun in Indian Village, at the dumpster first, then tried to make it over Doak, then blowing a guy's window frame completely out of the wall......

Then there was the time I got hammered at Pots, ended up naked in Westcott fountain and outran the campus police butt naked all the way across campus to my best friends apartment at 3:30 in the morning.

Those are two of the most memorable.
 
First, drink waaaay to much then build and fire an epic potato gun in Indian Village, at the dumpster first, then tried to make it over Doak, then blowing a guy's window frame completely out of the wall......

Then there was the time I got hammered at Pots, ended up naked in Westcott fountain and outran the campus police butt naked all the way across campus to my best friends apartment at 3:30 in the morning.

Those are two of the most memorable.

First dumbest: Leave

2nd dumbest: Minor in Geography (they promised it would provide unlimited earning potential)
 
All the controversy earlier in the week got me thinking of an interesting thread

If you attended FSU for ANY length of time, what was the dumbest most idiotic thing you ever did while at school (and would take back if you could)

!

The list of idiotic things I did at while attending FSU is long, but distinguished. It is impossible to narrow it to just one incident. Never punched a girl though.
 
Let a legally blind friend drive me home. He could see better than I could at the time o_O I don't know that it makes it better or worse that it was only a couple blocks. I cringe now just thinking about it.

They say the Lord watches out for drunks and fools. We both met both criteria at the time.
 
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I was arrested having a pissing contest west bound on Copeland. At the end, the judge asked....who won? Fall 1978
 
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Went drunk skiing at Lake Bradford at 3 am with flashlights in 1988. Fell and dropped my flashlight. Got bit by a harmless water snake but it freaked me out so I still went to the hospital.
 
Can't remember the best stuff.

Did a cannonball from top of Wescott fountain one birthday. Not sure how I didn't impale myself on the pipes in 1' of water.
 
Applied for law school at the University of Florida.

At least 75% of the true answers to this question involve some combination of alcohol and women.
 
I have a vague recollection (maybe I was there, maybe not...) of the winter of 1977, lots of mind altering substances consumed, and a great idea was hatched. That led to the "borrowing" of the big glass penny scale outside of the Publix on Pensacola St at about 3 am, hauling it inside a custom Chevy van back to Sally Hall, to the 7th floor I think it was, getting the elevator stuck between the 7th and 8th floors (a skill perfected retrieving car keys accidentally dropped in the crack between the elevator floor and shaft wall), and the shoving the giant scale into the elevator shaft. It bounced off the shaft walls a few times on the way down, then sounded like a bomb exploding when it hit the bottom. Woke up the entire dorm. First the RA came knocking (it seems there were immediate suspects due to an undeserved bad reputation for pranks) asking why we were the only ones in the entire dorm who claim to have heard nothing and claim to have slept through the explosion...them the campus cops arrived... It got a bit tense, but we all did our best Sargent Schultz imitation ("I know nothing"), and it ended without any charges. Publix had to get a new scale I imagine.

Take it back? Too many laughs shared remembering such things to want to take it back, and I've bought more than enough groceries from Publix over the past 40 years to absolve guilt for the scale damage. And maybe it's all just a dream anyway. :)
 
Back in 1989 I drunkenly walked out of Bullwinkles and walked to my girlfriend's apartment on High road. Picked up a sixer somewhere on the way. Who knows. What a life.
 
Probably sitting next to CASeminole in the Rose Bowl while he's coughing and wheezing because he's sick, then hugging him when we won. I went to San Diego the next day and damn I didn't feel good. I think he might have give me something
 
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Back in 1989 I drunkenly walked out of Bullwinkles and walked to my girlfriend's apartment on High road. Picked up a sixer somewhere on the way. Who knows. What a life.

Good God. That's a long walk with lots of bums on the way
 
If you attended FSU for ANY length of time, what was the dumbest most idiotic thing you ever did while at school (and would take back if you could)

OK, I'll start since its my game.

Big Daddy's had a "Beat the Clock" night themed party where (for example) you would pay your cover ($5 ?) and drinks would be like $1 from 9 to 10, $2 from 10 to 11, $3.50 11 to 12 and $4 after midnight (or something to that affect)

1983. Summer. It was unusually HOT and HUMID , even for Tallahassee. And one night my buddies and I ended up at Beat the Clock night (go figure) where my friend Jack Daniels and I decided to become good friends.

I have no idea how many drinks I had that night (not kidding but must have been at least 8 or 9), but I managed to lose both a girlfriend and a good fraternity friend by opening my mouth about some things I shouldn't have (and of course, I have no recollection of said conversations, only what I was told afterwards)

I believe that I was so drunk I was thrown out of the bar. I don't recall this, but one friend later told me that he saw me having some serious words with a bouncer, who subsequently (allegedly) told me I could never go back there.

Not knowing where my friends were, I must have thought it was a good idea to fall asleep in the parking lot sprawled out on top of a Cadillac that belonged to some huge black dude who, needless to say, was very upset I had crashed on his ride when he found me some hours later and proceeded to wake me up by dragging me off by my neck and throwing me to the ground.

My friends apparently found me an hour or so later. In the grass. of a parking lot. drunk and passed out.

I remember mostly none of it

Thank God smart phones with video cameras were a thing of the not-so-distant future.

I had been drunk MANY a night at FSU (fraternity parties, Freds Drydock, the Phyrst, Clydes and Costellos, Kens Tavern to name oh just a few), but THAT night was the worst of the bunch.

To this day, I have never been able to stand even the smell of Jack Daniels.

Love to have that one back.

Thank God I wasn't Kirk Coker, Bobby's starting QB that year, I wouldn't have made FSU too proud of me that evening![/QUOTE]
 
Drink and drive. Thankfully i never hurt anyone and never was pulled over but i drove over the limit.
 
Did lots of crazy things, but I wouldn't take back anything. Maybe meeting and falling in love with my first wife, but I've got three fantastic kids from that I wouldn't want to erase.
 
My two underage drinking arrests at Deviney Hall. But the worst was when I was living at Osceola Ridge, around the time ghost riding the whip was popular. I was impaired and I tried to ghost ride my jeep cherokee backwards. Needless to say I hit a tree with my door and bent the hinges. 500 hundred bucks later and my mom still believes me that I was camping and backed into a tree. Would love to take that one back.
 
I was at a party where this very drunk jerk was annoying the hell out of me. I was very close to just knocking him out, but I knew he was so drunk that is would be unfair of me to fight him. He passed out and then I became very annoying and drunk. He had this huge gold necklace so I decided I was going to take it. Now I had never stolen anything before, but I did not care and thought it would be funny. Needless to say, I woke up the next day with this chain and felt awful that I took it. I ended up returning it that morning too.
 
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