Funny Peyton manning story

[SeminoleSuber15]

So I have a friend of mine that is now dating Luke Bryan's niece. We are hanging out drinking and he tells me that while he was in Denver with his gf at Luke's show at mile high stadium a week or so ago he sees this guy peeing off the stage. This guy isn't peeing on people but he's pissing off the stage his member in one hand and a beer in the other right on the field. The guy turns around walks in the light and it's none other than Peyton manning lol. My buddie said he was tore up and having a blast. He also said Peyton was a supercool guy and his head did not look bigger in person as it does on tv lol. I just though I would share this funny story with everyone to show that even know we can come on here and talk about players/coaches it's always important to realize that they are people just like us

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

So I have a friend of mine that is now dating Luke Bryan's niece. We are hanging out drinking and he tells me that while he was in Denver with his gf at Luke's show at mile high stadium a week or so ago he sees this guy peeing off the stage. This guy isn't peeing on people but he's pissing off the stage his member in one hand and a beer in the other right on the field. The guy turns around walks in the light and it's none other than Peyton manning lol. My buddie said he was tore up and having a blast. He also said Peyton was a supercool guy and his head did not look bigger in person as it does on tv lol. I just though I would share this funny story with everyone to show that even know we can come on here and talk about players/coaches it's always important to realize that they are people just like us

Peyton is a very funny guy. Pix of Luke's niece?

 

[wbnolefan]

OMAHA

 

[fsuksig]

So where's the funny story?

 

[MIKE_G]

So where's the funny story?

That's what I was wondering. Sounds like a drunk acting like a fool. I could understand enjoying an alcoholic beverage at a concert, but a 40 year old man pissing off the stage is somehow supposed to show he's people "just like us"? I'd like to think I'd never do something that nasty.

 

[cmanole]

Didn't he tea bag a reporter in college? Now that was funny...

 

[Gonolz]

I was in a computer lab at UVA back in the mid-90s. The internet was just starting to get rolling. I pulled up the ESPN website. I had a guy ask me, hey how do you get to that. It was Peyton Manning. Turned out his girlfriend went to UVA. My dad had told me that he knew Archie when they both were at Ole Miss, so I mentioned we had the Ole Miss connection. Seemed like a pretty cool guy... I'd pee off a stage with him (3ft rule and no crossing streams rule).

 

[OrlandNole]

Come see me when you have a real story to tell, like Peyton getting turned away from a sports bar for wearing a ballcap.

 

[YogiNole]

Come see me when you have a real story to tell, like Peyton getting turned away from a sports bar for wearing a ballcap.

Or yelling obscenities in a good court

 

[RunRonnieRun]

Would have been funnier if you'd thrown a few more lols in there.

 

[OrlandNole]

Would have been funnier if you'd thrown a few more lols in there.

I assume he only added an "lol" to the parts where he actually was laughing out loud.

 

[fsuksig]

Would have been funnier if you'd thrown a few more lols in there.

I assume he only added an "lol" to the parts where he actually was laughing out loud.

Proper LOL etiquette.

 

[Fijimn]

Didn't he tea bag a reporter in college? Now that was funny...

I believe she was an assistant trainer...rumor is that it cost him a mil and half. But you won't hear about football royalty from ESPN.