Nobody ever going to take our freak show title.
A homeless Florida man.....with no arms ....charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.
A homeless Florida man.....with no arms ....charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.
God I love this State.
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Time to hang it up if you can't beat an armless guy in hand-to-hand combat.
I bet his lawyer will cost him an arm and a leg.
Can't escape the long arm of the law....but I gotta hand it to this guy....two thumbs up for ingenuity.
^^^^Hands down, this is the best post in this thread so far.
I heard he was also involved in an armed robbery, but I'm stumped on that charge.
A deeper dive into this story yields the accused perpetrator "allegedly" stabbed the victim with a pair of scissors using his feet. So mom was right..."never run with scissors".
Well, at least that's one less straight jacket needed. If anyone agrees with me, please raise your hand. And I think its fair to say he won't be a favorite in any arm wrestling or bench press matches.
Dude stabbed a guy with his feet. Don't count him out.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say he gets off with a slap on the wrist.
He's known here in these parts as "Edward Scissorfeet". Sorry, I couldn't resist....
you should have...He's known here in these parts as "Edward Scissorfeet". Sorry, I couldn't resist....
When you wash your face with your feet...it ages you.46 years old???
Weak. But noble.He's known here in these parts as "Edward Scissorfeet". Sorry, I couldn't resist....
It's really hard to moisturize when you don't have any arms.46 years old???
He's an ear-lift and a neck reduction away from being Mike's stunt-double.
His cheeks looks like he just sucked a sour fart out of someone's ass and his ears look like shrunken dried apricots that are melting off his head.
That's just too much detail dude.
This thread delivers, but I agree with you. I would expect more discretion from a poster named PoopandBoogers.
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