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Great poop story for your Good Friday afternoon

That shit was outstanding. Had me laughing out loud when I read it at work.

Buddy of mine and I were talking about that story and reminded me of a time where I was staying over at this chick's house for the first night (before would hit it and leave). Of course neither she nor her very hot blonde roommate told me the downstairs bathroom clogs easily and not to use it with toilet paper.

So I go downstairs and rip it to shreds in the middle of the night, no flush. And no plunger. Tried a few tricks like filling the little trashcan with water and pouring it from you high to try and clear the clog, no dice. Panic set in and I started worrying that either her or her roomie would hear the noise and catch me trying to fix the situation. Ended up making a 3am run for Walmart and getting a plunger to clear the clog. But then I left the plunger there and later than week I get a text asking me if I knew where this plunger came from. Just said, "nope" and that was the last I heard of it.

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