Haiku-only Thread Challenge

[Nole87]

Waiting for Football??
Let's start Polysyllabic
Haiku-only Thread!!

(Only rules are Nole related and Five -Seven -Five syllable form...)


Hat tip to @TMcGrady1

 

[caseminole]

Bobby Bowden One
Jimbo Fisher Don't Go There
Willie Taggart Two

 

[TMcGrady1]

Waiting for Football
Let's be Polysyllabic
Haiku-only Thread!!

(Only rules are Nole related and Five -Seven -Five syllable form...)


Hat tip to @TMcGrady1

Brooks Koepka is Back

Going for 3 Straight Opens

Living Nole Legend!

 

[TMcGrady1]

Bobby Bowden One
Jimbo Fisher Don't Go There
Willie Taggart Two

Jimbo is a Putz

Chased That Cash to ATM

Never Wins the West

 

[Big Modem]

Two weekends of pain;
UGA and LSU...
Noles in Omaha!

 

[parlaygambler]

Trashing Salley Hall
Fourth down direct snap to Dunn
Sorry janitor

 

[theFSUman]

Noon kickoffs so hot!
Hotel prices so, so cold.
Still there for my ‘Noles.

 

[parlaygambler]

First time reading thread
Counting on fingers each line
Now give me a like

 

[BoNoles]

Winslow found guilty
Likes old chicks
Wide Receiver soon

 

[summit2001]

Van Eyk starts a gem
Velez continues to shine
Mendoza wins it

To Omaha now
Elevens dream continues
Noles will win it all

 

[TMcGrady1]

Josh Braun to Georgia

Then Joel Williams de-commits

Meltdown at UF!

 

[FarmerNole]

Love the Seminoles

 

[tano01]

I should be working
I am on Warchant instead
The gators still suck

 

[InjunJoe]

Sometimes we forget
For whom and why we should cheer
Forget crap! Go! Noles!

 

[HilltopperNole]

Piss on the gators
And the Miami Canes too
Don’t need a third line

 

[ReliableOstrich]

clembo is filthy
tebow hangs with murderers
similarity

 

[Nole87]

Filthy Razorbacks
Slopping in their own feces
Soon to be Chitlins

 

[summit2001]

If football was on
We would not be writing poems
Damn you off-season.

 

[FSULongM]

This is some
horrible Haiku
everyone.

 

[ReliableOstrich]

This is some
horrible Haiku
everyone.

Dude do you not know
How a haiku poem works?
Its five seven five.

 

[FSULongM]

Dude do you not know
How a haiku poem works?
Its five seven five.

You didn't get it.
I guess it doesn't matter.
To be conformist:

This is some really
horrible Haiku
from everybody.

 

[FSULongM]

You can't take a joke;
Hey, I included myself,
hence "everybody."

 

[Nole87]

You can't take a joke;
Hey, I included myself,
hence "everybody."

Okay, Fair Enough
All in the Spirit of Fun
Waiting for Football.

 

[caseminole]

I am up early
In LA it's 5 A M
Promised church 4 win

 

[summit2001]

It is flowers’ world
We are just living in it
He can play all nine

 

[InjunJoe]

As you can observe.
All hiku is horrible.
Just grin and bare it.