He Wags His Tail When He Gets Flies?

[Semiologist]

Since the LR loves spiders.......spider with a tail found in amber.

https://newatlas.com/ancient-spider-tail-amber/53265/

 

[cfbfan23]

 

[ggmike1992]

Sarah in 3...2...1...

 

[funksouljon]

Vestigial tail? Interesting.

They should get DNA and reproduce it and make it 4 ft wide. Then weaponize it.

Article even notes some version could still be alive in remote areas. Pretty wild to think we haven't classified all the life on land, much less the ones in the deep ocean.

 

[noleclone2]

That's not a tail. It's a poisonous stinger. Half spider/half scorpion and all Chuck Norris.

 

[funksouljon]

I was thinking they could go all million dollar man and make it bigger and stronger and then install lasers on its tail.

LAY-ZERS.

I feel like this thread and the Elon thread may be merging shortly.

 

[F4Gary]

I'd squash it with my boot. Or drown it with Raid.