A vacationer was cruising just off the coast of Florida when his boat capsized.
Fearful of gators, he clung to the boat rather than swim to the shore for safety.
He noticed someone standing near the shore and yelled,
"Hey, mister, are there any gators in this water?"
The guy shouted back, "No. they haven't been in these waters since 2013!"
The vacationer, pacified by the comment, began swimming toward shore
With a considerable ditance left to swim, he hollered, "How come there are no gators?"
"The Seminoles got 'em."
