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If you wonder why Seminole Boosters has issues...

runkpanole

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it is because they send a nice letter with a book asking for a donation. I get it, they are trying to up their game. Problem is, I have been donating for about 15 years now.
 
What book?

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What book?
Some book or some crap that came with it. It had to cost at least a dollar to send, plus the costs of printing. I guess I just don't understand why they would send items to people trying to get them to join Boosters, when they are already a booster.
 
I got that as well and I've been a booster for about 20 years. People must have complained, I got an apology email.
 
Some book or some crap that came with it. It had to cost at least a dollar to send, plus the costs of printing. I guess I just don't understand why they would send items to people trying to get them to join Boosters, when they are already a booster.
I used to wonder why they had issues until I realized how many boosters were sensitive nancys, now I know why.
 
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Well.....it is a waste of money to send expensive marketing materials to folks who already donate.
 
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" I have friends I went to college with who say, “Aw, you should donate. Be a good alumnus.” And they wear shirts that say “School.” It’s like, look, if you’re an adult still giving money to your college, college is a $120,000 hooker and you are an idiot who fell in love with her. She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done. In their letter, they were like, “Hey, it’s been a while since you’ve given us money.” I was like, “Hey, it’s been a while since you’ve housed and taught me.” I thought our transaction was over. I gave you $120,000 and you gave me a weird cinder-block room... and the first real heartbreak of my life...."

-John Mulaney, from his Netflix special, 'Kid Gorgeous'
 
" I have friends I went to college with who say, “Aw, you should donate. Be a good alumnus.” And they wear shirts that say “School.” It’s like, look, if you’re an adult still giving money to your college, college is a $120,000 hooker and you are an idiot who fell in love with her. She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done. In their letter, they were like, “Hey, it’s been awhile since you’ve given us money.” I was like, “Hey, it’s been awhile since you’ve housed and taught me.” I thought our transaction was over. I gave you $120,000 and you gave me a weird cinder-block room... and the first real heartbreak of my life...."

-John Mulaney, from his Netflix special, 'Kid Gorgeous'

I will say that I always make a lesser gift than I could.....just a little pay-back for the horrible drop-add process I endured, and the palpable “don’t give a crap” attitudes of virtually every FSU staffer who worked at same. (Not unique to FSU, of course).

Would love to run into some of those bureaucrats. “How do you like me now?” :)
 
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