LR 10 based on Utility?

[NDallasRuss]

"Adrienne Lewis, an 18-year-old girl from Michigan, thinks she has the longest tongue in the world, and we're inclined to believe her since she can LITERALLY lick her own eyeball with it!"

"Adrienne measures her tongue at 4 inches long, which is only a small .03 inches longer than the current Guinness World Record holder, Nick Stoeberl's, tongue.

Despite having been bullied growing up over her lengthy tongue, Adrienne has always embraced it. If anyone had a problem with it, she'd just stick her massive tongue out at them in response."

Here's the link to the article.

 

[RTM58]

 

[cfbfan23]

Russ,

I hope she becomes a teacher and you're linking a different kind of news about her, 10 years from now.

 

[DanC78]

That's nasty....I wouldn't be showing that thing off in public.

 

[cmanole]

Dream girl...

 

[NDallasRuss]

That's nasty....I wouldn't be showing that thing off in public.

Conversely, if I had a tongue like that I'd market it every chance that I could - especially back when I was single. I'm guessing that if you walked up to random drunk girls at a bar or frat party and stuck that tongue out, your rate of success would be fairly high.

 

[DanC78]

Conversely, if I had a tongue like that I'd market it every chance that I could - especially back when I was single. I'm guessing that if you walked up to random drunk girls at a bar or frat party and stuck that tongue out, your rate of success would be fairly high.

Really!?!? I don't know man....I would think the opposite. I wouldn't want to kiss that thing at all.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Really!?!? I don't know man....I would think the opposite. I wouldn't want to kiss that thing at all.

Kissing? Who's talking about kissing?!?!

 

[cfbfan23]

Conversely, if I had a tongue like that I'd market it every chance that I could - especially back when I was single. I'm guessing that if you walked up to random drunk girls at a bar or frat party and stuck that tongue out, your rate of success would be fairly high.

Licking your eyebrows never fails to impress the ladies.

 

[Finance85]

I think she's hot.

 

[seminoledq]

Kissing? Who's talking about kissing?!?!

Exactly Russ. Wouldn't even need to say a word. Show that thing and the ladies will be lined up to have a seat.

 

[West Duval Nole]

Wouldn't this utility be more appreciated by a female partner?

 

[seminoledq]

Wouldn't this utility be more appreciated by a female partner?

Probably so but I would be willing to spend a few minutes with her and see what it's capable of.

 

[RTM58]

 

[ncnole1975]

Wouldn't this utility be more appreciated by a female partner?

I was thinking the same thing but I can also think of plenty of ways for us gents to take advantage of it as well