LR Thread Game Time

[Fijimn]

Let's play: what is the most obscure thread topic that you can post where Tribe can fit in that he is opening a rehab clinic at the same time as staying marginally relevant to the OP.

 

[BelemNole]

Let me try...
"My dog threw up all over my carpet in my closet"
That would give him an opening about the type of carpeting he's looking at for the patient rooms. (High end stuff, naturally) Or the best cleaners for vomit, based on experience with rehab patients. A two-fer!

 

[seminoledq]

I'll go with a little reverse psychology and post.............
"The Grand Opening of my state of the art rehab center is this weekend"

He will assume the OP actually knows what he is doing and would be able to call him out on his Googled copied/pasted answers

 

[CobNole]

"Help...I threw out my back when I slipped on some truffle oil while eating a piece of havarti cheese"

 

[BarryB1081]

"Help...I threw out my back when I slipped on some truffle oil while eating a piece of havarti cheese"

Clearly you have a substance abuse problem which requires, for purposes of discretion and isolation from improper influences, a medical tourism rehabilitation reservation.

 

[FSUTribe76]

I'll go with a little reverse psychology and post.............
"The Grand Opening of my state of the art rehab center is this weekend"

He will assume the OP actually knows what he is doing and would be able to call him out on his Googled copied/pasted answers

Show me on the doll where I touched you.

 

[FSUTribe76]

Let me try...
"My dog threw up all over my carpet in my closet"
That would give him an opening about the type of carpeting he's looking at for the patient rooms. (High end stuff, naturally) Or the best cleaners for vomit, based on experience with rehab patients. A two-fer!

Carpeting? Bamboo flooring.

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

What kind of clinic does Florida need but not yet have? That's probably not obscure enough.

 

[Gonolz]

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
Crashed that piece of s**t and then stepped away

 

[billanole]

Well, we done be watching out fer a flood. ( No junkies in these here parts.)

 

[RunRonnieRun]

Mention his real name, wife's name, or anything about his family and he'll ignore the rehab clinic and threaten to have you arrested for stalking and/or slander.

 

[CC0492]

Warren is aight by me.

 

[BelemNole]

What kind of sheets should I buy.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

If you can interject a certain topic into separate threads about sheets, teenagers breaking televisions and lionfish invading Florida waters, you can probably work it in anywhere.

 

[FSUTribe76]

What kind of sheets should I buy.

That was just a nice wink for this thread.

 

[alaskanseminole]

I once got drunk while visiting Misrah Ghar il-Kbir, a prehistoric site located near the Dingli Cliffs on the west coast of Malta.

 

[seminoledq]

I once got drunk while visiting Misrah Ghar il-Kbir, a prehistoric site located near the Dingli Cliffs on the west coast of Malta.

You have to know better than that. This is travel related so he will be all over this. He probably already has plans to open addiction centers in all the locations you've mentioned.

 

[FSUTribe76]

You have to know better than that. This is travel related so he will be all over this. He probably already has plans to open addiction centers in all the locations you've mentioned.

Nah, just Florida, Arizona and maybe Utah if we can find enough qualified staff in the area.