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New challenge for 2018?

A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other. The Bardtender says, 'So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?' The blonde says......


Also starring former FSU star Paul Gleason.
 
I was at a party in high school at the house of a girl I knew. Things were getting a little wild and then out of nowhere some dude fell through the living room ceiling. Ended an excellent party. I don't know if anyone ever found out what the hell he was doing up in the attic to begin with. Maybe some people just migrate to attics when they get messed up, IDK.
 
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