OK, which one of you is the Mad Pooper?
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I don't know about this lady, but I saw a guy pissing on the side of US 301 between Gainesville and Jacksonville yesterday.
My uncle told me a story about when he was a principal of a middle school in Wisconsin back in the 1970's. They used to have a kid poop on the floor all the time. They called him, "The Phantom Crapper" and apparently they never caught him.
Then a few years after the Phantom Crapper was gone, bathroom stalls would start spontaneously falling down when people would use them. They had a new culprit...The Phantom Screwer. A kid would unscrew all of the screws from the bathroom stall and sooner or later, the stall would fall down when someone would go to use it.
They never caught him either. They know he moved on to high school though b/c at a principal's meeting, the local high school principal confided in my uncle that the Phantom Screwer had struck there too!
Makes me wish I had loftier goals in middle school and high school.
Then a few years after the Phantom Crapper was gone, bathroom stalls would start spontaneously falling down when people would use them. They had a new culprit...The Phantom Screwer. A kid would unscrew all of the screws from the bathroom stall and sooner or later, the stall would fall down when someone would go to use it.
They never caught him either. They know he moved on to high school though b/c at a principal's meeting, the local high school principal confided in my uncle that the Phantom Screwer had struck there too!
Makes me wish I had loftier goals in middle school and high school.
He should have waited until he got to Gainesville and did his business at Steve Spurrier Field.
Wonder if this person was part of the military college attended before FSU. The male barracks I was in it was a three story building with two large latrines per floor. Each latrine had 5 commodes lined up next to each other (no stalls; you just passed the paper). For a few week period,The Mad S (you get the point) as we called him would strike and leave a deposit in one of the commodes every evening after lights out. Obviously our recon skills stunk because we never did find out who was responsible.
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