People are Nasty; Breakroom Fridge Edition

[Semiologist]

The lady in HR asked me if I would take the break room fridges out to the dock, and spray them out with a hose.
I said "sure".
Error in my thinking! (Caveat: I have my own little fridge at my desk, because I'm about as far from the break room in the building that is possible, so I don't see the inside of these refrigerators).
Those are the dirtiest smelliest things I have ever seen.
Crack houses probably have cleaner refrigerators.
How do people live like that? "Oh, I spilled my Kung Pao Chicken....oh well, the next person will clean it up."

 

[seminole4life1]

The lady in HR asked me if I would take the break room fridges out to the dock, and spray them out with a hose.
I said "sure".
Error in my thinking! (Caveat: I have my own little fridge at my desk, because I'm about as far from the break room in the building that is possible, so I don't see the inside of these refrigerators).
Those are the dirtiest smelliest things I have ever seen.
Crack houses probably have cleaner refrigerators.
How do people live like that? "Oh, I spilled my Kung Pao Chicken....oh well, the next person will clean it up."

What is your day job if you are the "take the fridges out back and spray them out" guy?

 

[NDallasRuss]

The lady in HR asked me if I would take the break room fridges out to the dock, and spray them out with a hose.
I said "sure".
Error in my thinking! (Caveat: I have my own little fridge at my desk, because I'm about as far from the break room in the building that is possible, so I don't see the inside of these refrigerators).
Those are the dirtiest smelliest things I have ever seen.
Crack houses probably have cleaner refrigerators.
How do people live like that? "Oh, I spilled my Kung Pao Chicken....oh well, the next person will clean it up."

One constant that I've come to accept is that people, in general, are the absolute worst.

The planet would be a much better place without them.

 

[squiffynole]

Crack houses have refrigerators?

 

[DFSNOLE]

What is your day job if you are the "take the fridges out back and spray them out" guy?

Was wondering the same thing.

 

[Semiologist]

What is your day job if you are the "take the fridges out back and spray them out" guy?

I'm the Warehouse Manager, and generally the Step-and-Fetch-It for the company.

 

[fsunole025]

What is your day job if you are the "take the fridges out back and spray them out" guy?

My response would have been, "Isn't that an HR responsibility?"

 

[jim65]

Crack houses have refrigerators?

just no power

 

[seminole4life1]

I'm the Warehouse Manager, and generally the Step-and-Fetch-It for the company.

I think you need to ask for hazard pay if you are gonna be washing out the 9 month old tuna crust on the back of the office fridge.

 

[TennNole17]

Kill HR lady. Hide her body in Fridge. Profit.

 

[MrNonSequitur]

Wasn't that an HR violation when she ordered you to 'clean the fridges' ?