Pooping next to my boss
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Decide whether you're going to be the play-by-play guy or the color.
Reminds me of a thread created by a female poster many years ago complaining about being able to hear her boss' loud pooping habits from her office. The board became unglued when she later revealed her boss to be a woman.
62Nole
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No but piss on his foot and then run and get the heck out of there to see if he can figure out who did it!
The awkward part is that we were having a good little convo while walking to the bathroom. We were chumming it up. I had no clue he was heading to the facilities. We open the door to go in, share one last laugh, and then awkwardly walk in to our respective stalls right next to each other then realizing we both came in to poop. I should have immediately aborted and turned around and just walked out or something, but no....I shamelessly walked in to my area to do the deed.
I started to quietly laugh while trying my damnedest to not bust out laughing when he blew a big ole air fart out and then immediately began to plop out his poop.
I quickly finished before him and got out of there.
I started to quietly laugh while trying my damnedest to not bust out laughing when he blew a big ole air fart out and then immediately began to plop out his poop.
I quickly finished before him and got out of there.
I should get an award for this.
I used to always go to a different floor when the deuce was on the way. Come to find out, one of the floors was occupied by a private investment company and they had by far the nicest toilets. I felt like it was a Ritz Carlton.
One day while strolling back to the elevator I ran into a smoking hot chick from my office. She looked at me and said, "what are you doing on this floor," to which I responded, "what are you doing on this floor?" We both knew what was going on. Could never look at her the same way.
One day while strolling back to the elevator I ran into a smoking hot chick from my office. She looked at me and said, "what are you doing on this floor," to which I responded, "what are you doing on this floor?" We both knew what was going on. Could never look at her the same way.
How about you just take over the dubious honor of LR Crapman?
Try turning the lights out on the boss. I did that leaving one Friday late. I was shutting up the building to turn on the alarm w/o realizing he had come back to work, and was doing a deuce in the men's room. I had turned off the light in the men's room, and was almost out the hallway door, before I heard him yelling, "Hey, I'm in here."
Wendy's? You'll be on the toilet soon with your own story to tell.
I was reading a thread on reddit about IT people using the bathroom at the their office: Piss all over the floor, every stall full seemingly always, people talking on the phones, hair all over the urinal, just some effing sick things.... I work in IT and I'm not surprised. Complete slobs minus yours truly 
Gonna go with the deuce.....
Almost got me with a full blown Bull Durham detour with that one.
I always thought the C in your sig was the first initial in your name...never new it was CrapMan.
That's all you had to do. You asserted your dominance and won.
Boss is prob waddling around the office with his tail between his legs.
You sound like a real go-getter with upper management written all over you.
Or you could have “ manned up” and did one of these!
Don’t know how to link so google this
PEGADINHA: DIARREIA
1,2 or 3 episode, doesn’t matter
Don’t know how to link so google this
PEGADINHA: DIARREIA
1,2 or 3 episode, doesn’t matter
I don’t poop next to anyone. If someone’s in one stall on our floor, I bail to another floor.
If someone takes the stall next to me it ruins my poop vibe.
If someone takes the stall next to me it ruins my poop vibe.
Exactly RRR...this is typically how it goes for me as well, if I walk in and feet under the stall, I go upstairs.
But that didn't happen today, and that's why it was so awkward. I should have just aborted on the mission, but for some reason I didn't react.
Again...so awkward....but at least we will forever have our dueling poops moment together.
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