Principal Caught in Car With Weed, Student, Unbuttoned Shirt

[NDallasRuss]

"Police say a married Florida principal was caught in a car with a student and marijuana – and her shirt was unbuttoned.

Krista Morton, 45, is charged with possession of marijuana. She's the principal at Mavericks High School. The student in the car is a senior at the Palm Springs school.

North Palm Beach Police were called to a parking lot Wednesday around 5:45 p.m. “The caller was unsure but thought that there were people in the back seat engaged in some sort of sexual activity or being attacked,” police said.

When a sergeant knocked on the door, Morton, who has wings tattooed on her lower back, opened it and immediately said, “We're just friends,” according to police. Morton's shirt was unbuttoned, exposing her shoulders and part of her chest, the police department said."

And, in accordance with the rules...

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiiiigh...

 

[West Duval Nole]

Friends with benefits. Since it was a Senior, I guess he may be 18 since she was not charged with anything related to sexual misconduct.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

Good for the high school kid. He'll have a great story to tell for life. lol

 

[SeaPA]

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I applaud educators who take a real interest in their students. Some things you just can't learn in books.

 

[DanC78]

I don't' think I could have gone there, even when I was 18. She is looking kind old and has a slight lesbian look going on.

Yeah, there is no way, she is gross.

 

[seminoledq]

I love when my sex acts can be confused with being attacked. That means we are really into it.

 

[West Duval Nole]

I don't' think I could have gone there, even when I was 18. She is looking kind old and has a slight lesbian look going on.

Yeah, there is no way, she is gross.

What about her mouth and lips, are they pretty enough for you?

 

[Semiologist]

Someone needs to find a whole body shot of her....maybe she's rack-tacular....because she has the face that's made for oral.

 

[tommynole3476]

When a sergeant knocked on the door, Morton, who has wings tattooed on her lower back, opened it and immediately said

Author was just like 'I'm just gonna throw this little tidbit in there...'

Dude deserves a peabody or pulitzer or whatever they give print journalists for that. lol

 

[ReliableOstrich]

When a sergeant knocked on the door, Morton, who has wings tattooed on her lower back, opened it and immediately said

Author was just like 'I'm just gonna throw this little tidbit in there...'

Dude deserves a peabody or pulitzer or whatever they give print journalists for that. lol

noticed that as well. he must attended but flunked out of the ny post school of journalism because there's not nearly enough alliteration.

 

[warchant03]

 

[DanC78]

What about her mouth and lips, are they pretty enough for you?

no, they look old and stiff and crinkley all at the same time. I would throw up for sure.

 

[West Duval Nole]

I am guessing this is her with makeup at graduation a couple years ago. Nothing special:

 

[CobNole]

 

[SeaPA]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

 

[JohnnieHolmesNole]

I am guessing this is her with makeup at graduation a couple years ago. Nothing special:

Is that her left arm or a side of beef on a meat-hook?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Looks aside for a second, is there any doubt that the human sex drive is perhaps the most powerful force in the universe? How many marriages have been destroyed, careers obliterated, people incarcerated...over something as simple as getting laid? It's astonishing when you think about it.

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

Good for the high school kid. He'll have a great story to tell for life. lol

LOL --> yeah, and to Rockymtnole - true dat / the force is strong in most of us.

 

[warchant03]

She looks like Alanis Morissette with down syndrome

 

[QuaZ2002]

This is the first time I've heard of a principal being involved in these kind of shenanigans.

 

[noleit]

She looks like Alanis Morissette with down syndrome

Golf clap worthy!

 

[maddog69]

Her forehead is big enough to.........

 

[buster666]

That mug could stop a clock. Where was she a principal... School for the Blind ? She didn't get hit with an ugly stick, she got hit with the whole tree

 

[NY_22_Nole]

She has a face that can peel paint...no thank you.

 

[buster666]

She has a face that can peel paint...no thank you.

Good One 22...made me laugh

 

[BillWesJay]

Getting a BJ from your HS principal (as you smoke some hippie lettuce) is worth a few sleepless nights over her paint peeling ability.

Gotta think big picture.

 

[AdNole]

Getting a BJ from your HS principal (as you smoke some hippie lettuce) is worth a few sleepless nights over her paint peeling ability.

Gotta think big picture.

Exactly! How many people can tell that story at their 20 year class reunion?

 

[BloodyNoseJose]

Not bad for a 45 year old.

 

[Phinhead]

i'd hit it then and now. JS

 

[MIKE_G]

She looks like Alanis Morissette with down syndrome

'Cuz I got one ounce in my pocket and the other hand's givin' a tug job...

 

[Semiologist]

I always think that the husbands of these women will need to move, and restart their lives, after this becomes news. Otherwise, they're always going to be known as the guy whose wife cuckolding him with a high schooler/teenager.
"You know Bob?"
"Who?"
"The guy whose wife was schtupping the kid..."
"Oh yeah, him....."

 

[BarryB1081]

She looks like Alanis Morissette with down syndrome

I shouldn't have; but I did; I laughed.

 

[cfbfan23]

Casey Anthony in about twenty years.

 

[buster666]

Casey Anthony in about twenty years.

Good One cfb !