real life "that's what she said" moments

[wbnolefan2]

What you got? Here's mine:

My crappy arthritic knee is swollen again, I'm in the exam room and my orthopedic surgeon walks in. He glances down and says "whoa, I can see it through your pants".....my wife immediately looks out the window so she won't bust out laughing. I'm so childish

 

[Dr. Nole]

That's exactly what my wife would have done.

 

[goldmom]

Love it!

 

[LesClaypool]

What you got? Here's mine:

My crappy arthritic knee is swollen again, I'm in the exam room and my orthopedic surgeon walks in. He glances down and says "whoa, I can see it through your pants".....my wife immediately looks out the window so she won't bust out laughing. I'm so childish

Why was your wife in the room w/you at the orthopedic surgeon's office???

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Not real life but you have to love Michael Scott

 

[wbnolefan2]

Why was your wife in the room w/you at the orthopedic surgeon's office???

She works in therapy and we were discussing his plan for my knee replacement

 

[maddog69]

We are at birthday party at a zoo with a bunch of elementary age kids and accompanying parents. We are looking at the zebras and one of the males had it swinging down low. One of the kids screams out..."that thing is huge!!" Without hesitation and thinking, I blurt out, "that's what your mom said"