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Recapping FSU since 2013

BigCleat42

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Aug 4, 2015
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Ignition Tradition started a tradition alright. A tradition of being a total embarrassment. There is a really dark cloud hanging over this program.

1. Started with the ridiculous look in the Oklahoma State game. White bird poop tomahawks. Ugly Gold numbers that you can’t even determine who you are looking at. Crossing spears that somehow “resembled the state flag”. Purplish garnet. Magenta facemasks. Ridiculous yellow gold helmets. Tan pants. If we stare at that new logo long enough though..

2. The abortion that was the Oregon game. 6 turnovers. Jameis and Dalvin follies. We literally gifted the Ducks that game and our 29 game winning streak was no more.

3 All of the Jameis drama. Crab legs. Student Union. Ketchup soda cups. The slandering of the program from national media for months.

4. Jameis dressing for the Clemson game and then being sent back to the locker room by Jimbo.

5. Speaking of Jimbo, his ugly, public divorce. Yelling at fans “Why don’t you come down here and say that to my face”. Christmas tree. Wife cheating on him with a former Gator. Totally checked out. Alienating the entire fanbase and admin. Leaving the program in shambles.

6. Cases in point. Houston bowl game loss. JJ freaking Cosentino.

7. George Tech last second blocked field goal for the walkoff win. Tech’s only ACC win for that matter.

8. Louisville blowout loss. 63 points. Lamar Jackson literally running wild.

9. UNC driving down with 30 seconds left for game winning field goal. Kicker doing the tomahawk chop in all of our faces.

10. Derwin James going down to season ending injury in game 2.

11. Francois going down first game against Bama. Having to start a 160 pound true freshman behind the worst OL in the country.

12. Miami driving down for a last second game winning TD and snapping 7 game losing streak.

13. Near historic loss to Samford.

14. Blowing 20 point lead to Miami for loss number two in a row or the Canes.

15. Louisville field goal with 5 seconds left to win. Blow another one.

16. Ricky Aguayo wide left loss at Wake

17. 35-3 blowout loss to BC. Yet “we didn’t quit”

18. Entire short lived Willie Taggart era. Highlight of the entire era was his first spring game.

19. Virginia Tech opening loss. Eye opening experience.

20. 30-7 loss to freaking Syracuse.

21. Another painful 1 point loss to Miami.

22. Professor sitting in the stands reading a book during blowout loss to Clemson.

22. Pink Turnover backpack. Somehow that was hip.

23. Dance parties at practice.

24. Boise State home opening loss. Blew 3 touchdown lead. Yikes.

25. Near overtime loss to Louisiana Monroe. Good thing we pulled that one out!

26. Sam Howell dipping on us on signing day.
Apparently Walt Bell was his only reason he wanted to go here. Luke Altmeyer doing the same. Michael Penix. Jeff Sims. Don’t forget Kayvon Thibeadeaux. List of recruiting misses is miles long.

27. Offensive line tradition of excellence

28. Subsequent Greg Frey lawsuit.

29. Admin staff including President Barron. Randy Spetman. Stan Wilcox. Andy Miller. Rob Wilson. President Thrasher. Great leaders I tell you!

30. Coaching staff legends including Rick Trickett. Charles Kelly. Walt Bell. Alonzo Hampton. Harlon Barnett. Bill Miller. David Kelly not being able to coach. Adam Fuller. Don’t forget Billy Napier and TJ Rushing were here for a combined 3 days!

31. Marvin Wilson social justice warrior. Nice way to bring down your new coach. Doak Campbell and Seminole name under consistent fire.

32. Tomorrion Terry. Great teammate and human.

33. Travis Rudolph. Another great human.

34. Ira Denson. Such a nice guy!

35. Cam Akers coming up just short at UVA.

36. Losing to Georgia Tech and true freshman Jeff Sims at Doak in his first start. Oh the guy who was committed to FSU for over two years?

37. Promise letters. Those worked!

38. Jake Coker and Landon Dickerson winning titles at Alabama.

39. Malik Henry, DeAndre Johnson, John Franklin, JJ Cosentino, James Blackman, Sean Maguire, Everett Golson, Alex Hornibrook. Hitting massive home runs at QB.

40. Blowout losses to middle of pack ACC teams such as NC State, Louisville, Wake, BC, Pitt.

41. Gators snapping their 5 game losing streak

42. Burt Reynolds RIP

43. TK Wetherall RIP

44. Tommie Wright RIP

45. Sandy D'Alemberte RIP

46. Monk Bonosorte RIP

47. Bobby Bowden RIP

48. Notre Dame overtime loss.

49. Now this disaster.

Don’t even want to know what number 50 is.

This program is cursed.
 
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