Snake Whisperer, and Kisser, Dead @ 33 From Ssssnake Bite

[Semiologist]

One too many bites....
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/58333...for-kissing-snake-dies-after-king-cobra-bite/

 

[Finance85]

I hope the dude didn't have any children.

 

[FSUTribe76]

I hope the dude didn't have any children.

Without looking it up, I’m quite positive a 32 yo man who reads bedtime stories to his two pet King Cobras has not sniffed a vagina in years if at all.

 

[SoddyNole]

I clicked on the video in fear of being creeped out watching a guy die on camera. But instead we get an even more disturbing image of some dude licking on a Cobra.

 

[funksouljon]

So I'd say this falls into the same category that got Roy. That is a wild animal (it damn sure isn't domesticated) and can kill a human. What did you think would happen?

"Well, they didn't bite/kill me" yet. The "yet"is the most important part people leave off that sentence.

 

[OrlandNole]

Sounds like a Geico commercial...

A snake kisser dies of a snake bite? Shocking.

 

[funksouljon]

I clicked on the video in fear of being creeped out watching a guy die on camera. But instead we get an even more disturbing image of some dude licking on a Cobra.

But he washed it first.... Perhaps he and the dolphin - molester should have <had> a conversation.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

So it's true we have nine lives?

 

[Nolomite]

Abu Zarin Hussin, who has been bitten by his own pet King Cobras eight times

Travis the Chimp would be proud!

 

[NDallasRuss]

I've never been bitten by my pet snake. Spat upon a few times, but never bitten.

 

[SoddyNole]

I've never been bitten by my pet snake. Spat upon a few times, but never bitten.

 

[wbnolefan2]

Without looking it up, I’m quite positive a 32 yo man who reads bedtime stories to his two pet King Cobras has not sniffed a vagina in years if at all.

did you have to go with "sniffed" ?

 

[FSUTribe76]

did you have to go with "sniffed" ?

Moistly I stick to the classics.

 

[Phyrst1]

This must have been his dumba$$ American relative.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lled-water-moccasin-kept-pet-bites-mouth.html

 

[ohio#1nolefan]

I find it odd that those snakes just don't slither away..

 

[Gonolz]

 

[funksouljon]

I find it odd that those snakes just don't slither away..

That wasn't a 16 inch garter snake. Thats a 9 ft Cobra. 9ft Cobra aint skeered of you! Bet he has cages and feeds (and apparently bathes them), so pretty easy life for the snake. Plus he gives them little curry scented kisses.

 

[mnole03]

Without looking it up, I’m quite positive a 32 yo man who reads bedtime stories to his two pet King Cobras has not sniffed a vagina in years if at all.

I wouldn’t be too sure. It sounds like he might have known my ex.

 

[Semiologist]

I've never been bitten by my pet snake. Spat upon a few times, but never bitten.

If you start seeing your pet snake's teeth, it means the blotter has kicked in.....

 

[ggmike1992]

Sounds like a Geico commercial...

A snake kisser dies of a snake bite? Shocking.

I was thinking a Captain Obvious commercial.

 

[dero316]

 

[ChiefDunn]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[F4Gary]

 

[NDallasRuss]

I wasn't interested in reading it, but then I saw she'd won the Hooker Prize, so I'm going to check it out.

 

[F4Gary]

I wasn't interested in reading it, but then I saw she'd won the Hooker Prize, so I'm going to check it out.

It's only volume two in her trilogy.

 

[Semiologist]

Isn't the Golden Phallus of Osiris one of the Indiana Jones movies?

 

[NDallasRuss]

It's only volume two in her trilogy.

Do you think I need to start with the first book so I know what's going on in the second?

 

[Semiologist]

I wasn't interested in reading it, but then I saw she'd won the Hooker Prize, so I'm going to check it out.

That's a dubious claim, she probably had to sleep with the judges to win.

 

[RunRonnieRun]

But he washed it first.... Perhaps he and the dolphin - molester should have <had> a conversation.

I want to talk about your punctuation here.

Run me through your thought process.

 

[F4Gary]

Do you think I need to start with the first book so I know what's going on in the second?

Makes sense. Give us a review when you finish it.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Makes sense. Give us a review when you finish it.

Pretty sure it'll get at least one thumbs up.

 

[funksouljon]

I want to talk about your punctuation here.

Run me through your thought process.

Which part, lets see.

...... trailing off sentence, trying to convince myself washing your spitting cobra before kissing makes sense. I think some agree, some may not care.
dolphin - molester. I confess, this doesn't come up in my normal communication so I was guessing. dolphinmolester? dolphin-molester? dolphin molester? Maybe no dash makes more sense.
<had> that was a late add. I would recommend having the conversation before death but had to edit that in.