Strange Things A Foot in Missouri

[Fijimn]

Last month, the state auditor and potential candidate for governor commits suicide after calling a press conference to address a "whisper campaign" started by his party that he is actually a member of the tribe of Abraham....today his spokesman is found dead after saying the guy involved should resign...

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[FSUTribe76]

Nothing to see here.

He died of swamp gas.

 

[kc78]

Maybe I don't understand the culture of Missouri, but how is having a Jewish Grandfather a denigration?

 

[NoleFan2U]

Originally posted by kc78:
Maybe I don't understand the culture of Missouri, but how is having a Jewish Grandfather a denigration?

Everyone hates us. My people and I are used to it.

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

Id call for an investigation, but clearly their reach is long and I don't want to be next.

The Nutbag who installed my carpet swore Lincoln was killed by the Jews, as was Kennedy.

We are also being poisoned by the contrails we see above us. They are spraying us to make us docile.

 

[rpcfsu]

The first guy to commit suicide wasn't a member of the tribe...he was Episcopal. Very strange events
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[EveryoneBleedsGarnet]

Originally posted by More Kirk Less Spock:
Id call for an investigation, but clearly their reach is long and I don't want to be next.

The Nutbag who installed my carpet swore Lincoln was killed by the Jews, as was Kennedy.

We are also being poisoned by the contrails we see above us. They are spraying us to make us docile.

Well yea, but I did a great job on the carpet...

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

"Well yea, but I did a great job on the carpet"

LOL - actually, the nutty sob did a very good job.