Tampon Tunnel Glue is now a thing

[FSUTribe76]

Because when I want sound medical advice, I go to a crackerpracter in Kansas.

http://nypost.com/2017/02/21/vagina...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[FSUTribe76]

 

[NDallasRuss]

“[Y]ou as a woman should have come up with a better solution than diapers and plugs, but you didn’t. Reason being women are focused on and distracted by your period 25 percent of the time, making them far less productive than they could be.”

Man, it's quite possible that he's never actually interacted with a woman in real life before. Here's hoping that he's beaten to death with a tube of vagistickem...

 

[LesClaypool]

This was a well-written line...

"If you’re thinking, “Well, I’m sure this will never get past the concept phase,” think again. Dopps was granted a patent for the lipstick on Jan. 10, suggesting there may not be a single female working at the US Patent and Trademark Office.