The difference between men and women

[jamnolfin]

We are talking about building a new house in the not so distant future. In the bathroom by the living room I want a urinal and one of those awesome Dyson hand dryers. My wife won't even hear of it, is that unreasonable? Peeing in a commode should be strictly for women, why would they even want us to try to have perfect aim all the time. You can't have a urinal and you will get in trouble if you miss the porcelain circle. Who is the Gomer that said it's a man's world? What about the Dyson? Makes me want to wash my hands just so I can use the thing, one of the coolest inventions ever
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[EveryoneBleedsGarnet]

Divorce is your best option at this point...

 

[12Nole]

A urinal trough would be a lot cooler. Pee on one side, ice cold beer on the other end sitting on ice. That's living.
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[2noles1cup]

So you want your living room bathroom to look like a truck stop bathroom? If you want to live like the upper crust, you sit to pee when you're at home like a Gentleman and you use hand towels. The monogramed ones are for decoration(not to be used).

 

[jamnolfin]

Originally posted by 2noles1cup:
So you want your living room bathroom to look like a truck stop bathroom? If you want to live like the upper crust, you sit to pee when you're at home like a Gentleman and you use hand towels. The monogramed ones are for decoration(not to be used).

Oh it will be very nice but we host a lot of parties and our friends seem to drink a lot, just trying to be practical
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[jamnolfin]

And what's more disgusting than a bunch of people peeing and drying their hands with the same high class towel?
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[seminoledq]

I'm with ya on the urinal but not the hand dryer. I never have liked those things. Unnecessary noise. A towel or even paper towels do just fine.

 

[NoleInBama]

Originally posted by jamnolfin:

Originally posted by 2noles1cup:
So you want your living room bathroom to look like a truck stop bathroom? If you want to live like the upper crust, you sit to pee when you're at home like a Gentleman and you use hand towels. The monogramed ones are for decoration(not to be used).

Oh it will be very nice but we host a lot of parties and our friends seem to drink a lot, just trying to be practical
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I think you should go with the pee tough like at the stadium

 

[321Nole]

The new thing is to put a urinal behind the wet bar. You put it where you can only see it from behind the bar.

I'm not making this up. Yes I am.
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[osceola74]

Originally posted by jamnolfin:
And what's more disgusting than a bunch of people peeing and drying their hands with the same high class towel?
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Some of the restrooms I'be been show that some guys are challenged to hit the urinal.
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[DanC78]

You should have the urinal built into and painted to match what would be a fake tree....like have it camouflaged in there...that would be awesome!


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[SoddyNole]

Your guests would love this!

 

[NolaNole9]

Is this a troll thread?

 

[Deerfuel2]

Originally posted by seminoledq:
I'm with ya on the urinal but not the hand dryer. I never have liked those things. Unnecessary noise. A towel or even paper towels do just fine.

I don't like those things either. Hate sticking my hands in there and accidentally touching the sides. The thought of all those dick skinners getting shoved in there creeps me out
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[ericram]

I would suggest you just pee outside but with all that poison ivy you have around I guess that is out of the question.
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[EconSean]

The right answer is "y chromosome."
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[squiffynole]

I've heard drinking your own pee gives you a psychological advantage.

 

[jamnolfin]

Originally posted by ericram:
I would suggest you just pee outside but with all that poison ivy you have around I guess that is out of the question.
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I have to be careful to not drop it in the ivy.

 

[F4Gary]

I just want a 3+ car garage with a drain and enough room for a workbench and a backyard with a nice view (lake, mountains, valley...). I don't care about the rest of the house.

 

[RTM58]

Expected this:

Got this:

 

[BelemNole]

Originally posted by F4Gary:
I just want a 3+ car garage with a drain and enough room for a workbench and a backyard with a nice view (lake, mountains, valley...). I don't care about the rest of the house.

I got everything but the view. That's why I have keys to the Tahoe house.
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[TarponSpringsNole]

Peeing sitting down is much more hygienic----and a Dyson hand dryer? Just lol. With your wife on this one.
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[LT4PLY]

The urinal in my house is off the back deck. Don't have the cool dyson but I suppose I could fire up the yard blower.

 

[dero316]

Its only a matter of time....

 

[Dr. Nole]

Tell her you will compromise....

 

[seminole97]

Originally posted by jamnolfin:
And what's more disgusting than a bunch of people peeing and drying their hands with the same high class towel?
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That does sound disgusting.
Perhaps a sign suggesting they wash their hands before drying them with the towel will help.

apropos

 

[KitingHigh]

This is Florida. Piss in the back yard then jump in the pool to rinse off followed by sun/air drying.

 

[wdnole]

 

[VirginiaNole]

Tell the boss you will clean the urinal or if she insists on a toilet only then she gets to clean the spatter on the bowl and the floor. Stand your ground and don't give in on this.

Why not have both?

 

[noleit]

Jam, this is the LR! Hire a BR attendant to dry guests hands and forgo the dryer. Problem solved.

 

[Lemon Thrower]

Originally posted by dero316:
Its only a matter of time....

well played.

 

[Nole Lou]

I wouldn't mind a urinal in the house, that sounds like a pretty good idea. But no way on hand dryers, and especially those Dyson ones, I hate those.

 

[Flie]