She asked me to go out to dinner with three other couples tonight instead of watching the game and to not check my phone during dinner, I agreed because I knew it was important to her, I get home rush to the tv, just in time for the bottom of the 8th, and she starts complaining about how my dog makes the house stink, then three errors, and boom I lose it with her. "I sat there all night talking nice to your boring friends while my team plays in the CWS and all I want to do is watch the dadgum game now and you can't leave me alone for 5 minutes"
Thanks Noles, it will be a cold bed tonight
Thanks Noles, it will be a cold bed tonight