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Bowl MVP leaves Florida to be closer to home, doesn’t own map
By Drew Franklin on ©August 11th, 2015 @ 3:30pm

Posted in Football, Main | 7 Responses

Adam Lane, MVP of last year’s Birmingham Bowl, was granted his release from the University of Florida to move closer to home. Lane is from Winter Haven, Florida — a two-hour drive south of Gainesville.

Today, news broke that Lane will transfer to Eastern Kentucky — a 12-hour drive north of Winter Haven, Florida.

So, either the “closer to home” excuse is B.S. or Lane needs to enroll in Intro To U.S. Geography next semester in Richmond.

On a side note: if Lane’s name sounds familiar, you may remember when he shit his pantsduring that MVP bowl performance last season.

He’s in for a rude awakening when he takes a glance at that atlas on his way to his new school.

 

[NoleandDawg]

Here is the best video of him pooping his pants. I never get tired of watching this.

 

[Lemon Thrower]

I heard a rumor he was seen in UGA's Butts-Meare building, but that may just be a coincidence.