Time to call John Goodman
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Haha your house has been infested since you moved it! Hopefully the effer burned up on the light bulb!
On a side note, what did you do with it? The abdomen on that huntsman looks like it's about to pop, she was probably looking for a nice cozy place to lay her egg sac with hundreds of cute little spider babies. Either that or she was full of roaches that will now return after you smushed her guts. Lose lose, sucks brah.
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As for the spider, it's just a wolf spider. We have a bunch that hang out in and around the pool in the summer time. Never seen one in our around the house, though. They're solitary hunters, was following something and fell into the light through the vent (it's one of those combo bathroom Vent lights) . I was just up in the attic last month, didn't see any bugs up there. Exterminator had just come by, so going to call them and have then come back out to spray in the attic.
I killed the spider by slightly unscrewing the glass and spraying some bug killer in there. Spider died within a few minutes. Got him out a while later. Here's what he looked like up close.
Dude, that turquoise eyeball is damn haunting. It's like she's purposefully staring and taunting you, leaving her snail trail of pheromone laden dook stain to tell her brood to swarm and mount an attack. And that eye, that... friggin... death eye... is a warning, a stare of from other ancient, darker worlds than these.
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I was tempted to leave the dead carcass of the spider on the toilet seat for my wife to find in the morning, but then it occurred to me I might be sleeping when that happens and she might kill me in my sleep. I decided against it.
My suggestion is pet lizards, lots of them.Originally posted by dmm5157:
thanks RTM for the gif! Gotta save that one for future use.
Original GIF:
http://gfycat.com/ObeseDeliciousCassowary
Eyeball Palate washer - Sexy Spiral Cats:
https://gfycat.com/HeartfeltIndolentGalapagostortoise
Sorry SeaPa, I meant moved in. But Desi knows I'm right. This isn't the first spider problem he has posted here. One day the roof will cave in and they will come raining down. Save yourselves....think of the children!
Sarah, don't go ball bustin yet. If you remember, i did a se inventory of telecom equip a few yrs ago and when I came upon the savannah market, they had enclosures called chatham cabinets. They had spiders everywhere. I can find the pics if you want.
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Originally posted by RTM58:
My suggestion is pet lizards, lots of them.Originally posted by dmm5157:
thanks RTM for the gif! Gotta save that one for future use.
Original GIF:
http://gfycat.com/ObeseDeliciousCassowary
Eyeball Palate washer - Sexy Spiral Cats:
https://gfycat.com/HeartfeltIndolentGalapagostortoise
Oh my .... the redhead
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Of of course there are spiders everywhere. They are the devil's minions. But not like that in my house. I don't know how Desi does it. I moved across the country to get away from the tarantulas of southern Arizona.
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